Bernie

If Abramovich is forced to hand over Chelsea to the Goverment, it could take them months / years to sell. Therefore we'd have a football club owned by Boris Johnson. Here's a thread on how that would play out....

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I joined that other app...giz a follow if you're there. bsky.app/profile/fplber…

Always good to remember you're always 1 awful gameweek and 1 great gameweek away from staying pretty much exactly where you were 2 gameweeks ago.

This last 2 weeks has been such a wild ride 😂

OK. Palmer needs to be out now. Delap 1st sub. He did this to me earlier in the season as well against Villa.

Could be an own goal

Oh my god Fernandes mega haul!

Well at least if Palmer is out I'll get Delap points off the bench now.

Brunnnnooooooo. Finally got a captain return!!!

Need a bit of magic from this man today. Both for my team and for the twitter meltdown towards Andy Martin.

At least I've got my wildcard. He's coming in tonight.

That Salah goal just dropped me another 300k places. Not owning him this season has been a huge mistake.

@FplRichard @FPLfrasier *90

@FplRichard @FPLfrasier I sold him for Lewis in GW8. So I'm 1 point up. Did it because I didn't like Liverpool's fixtures, which also meant I didn't buy Salah, so actually, about 80 points down.

Need a TAA haul today. Spending too much in my defense not to get any returns. #FPL

@FplRichard @FPLfrasier Would be more incredible now.

@FPLfrasier An attacking return would be incredible right now

@fpl_tactician Tomorrow is going to be big.

Got to feel sorry for Bruno Fernandes owners who can’t cheer for him because he’s my Captain. Sorry.

Nature is healing

Sarabia goal. Own Cunha and Air-Nouri. Gameweek over.

First time no Haaland cap this season. Feels fun. I'm ready to get hurt.