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@TheBurnleyWay @Edmundson12

@Edmundson12 Was a good game of footy mate. Best of luck for the season, hope we both stay up

£20m Xhaka just chased Josh Cullen’s shadow for 100 minutes

If Iliman Ndiaye has 1 million fans, I am one of them. If Iliman Ndiaye has 5 fans, I am one of them. If Iliman Ndiaye has 1 fan, that 1 is me. If Iliman Ndiaye has no fans, then I am dead. If the world is against Iliman Ndiaye, I am against the world. Ndiaye (C) 🔒

@RichySouthern Shouldn’t have wasted £850m on shite then it’s a skill issue not PSR 😭

Waited decades to produce a proper academy talent, then when we finally do we’re forced to use him as a makeweight to satisfy ridiculous financial rules. Treating homegrown lads as sacrificial lambs after years of nurturing and development can’t be what these rules were ever meant to achieve.

@ClennellPeter @ToonPolls @hubbubUK It’s where toon polls should be

Sad times when @ToonPolls is replaced by a bin from @hubbubUK, but times have moved on and this should encourage recycling and sustainability. ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC #BinnedOff

@FPL__Lad The timeline is full of tweets like this why do people care if anyone has a certain player in their team, too much of it going on and making the game very boring.

@FPLHarrybo Not sure what you’re getting at mate but I’m just stating that I think he’s going massively under the radar! I’m not on FH either so I can’t

I don’t think I’ve seen this man once in a FH34 draft on here which is quite mental to me. I think he could be such a good punt tonight. He absolutely bullies defenders for fun week in week out and there’s no doubt he will get chances. I’d definitely have him if i was on FH and especially if I was chasing rank. A very nice low owned punt! #FPL

@FPL_Gaurav Yes ironically because of people like you well done

So Basically this is going to be the Template starting 11 for GW 34 : Raya Gabriel Van Dijk Porro Bruno Salah Xavi Rice MGW Bowen Solanke/Watkins 9/11 would be the same in most of the teams I believe What do you guys think? #FPL

@D7azza Interesting? 😭

Well this makes a interesting read Makes Bowen look a bit less appealing than some other options! Tiago However 🤩 he’s a 🔒 #fpl #fplcommunity

@TheSecretScout_ Racks? 🤮

Plenty of jokes online directed to Liam Rosenior. However he’s made 4 Million in just over 100 days. We! including YOU reading this have failed at some point. It’s just not seen online He will get another job and move on with 4 million racks in his account. 💰 😀

@CraigHope_DM 😭

🚨 NUFC INJURY UPDATE ❌ Anthony Gordon (hip) & Livramento (thigh) OUT of Arsenal 🗣️ "Anthony hasn't trained this week. It's not a serious injury. Hopefully he'll make the next one" says Howe 🗣️ "Not a bad injury. Wait & see if he plays this season. Another scan at wknd" #fpl

@SkySportsNews 😭

"Potentially there may be bigger changes in the summer than previously first thought" Eddie Howe discusses Newcastle's plans in the transfer window 🔲

@stevewraith @lee_ryder What’s happening with Keith’s account?

Anthony Gordon is injured so that is a none question....Well done @lee_ryder for asking a question that got that answer...Be nice to hear a journalist ask why Woltemade is not played up front now when he comes onto the pitch for #NUFC

@Mike_Metz66 A fucking men it’s ruining the mini leagues but they only care about clicks and £ and appearing on TNT sports

Just admit it . You are not picking your own teams

@thomashammond__ Be able to use it to show the ground full and not a mass exodus when you’re getting beat

Huge fan of this new Instagram filter

@Magpie24_7 Magpie meter reading I can’t breathe 😭

🇩🇰 Newcastle United have reportedly joined the race to sign FC Midtjylland striker Franculino Dju after scouts were spotted in Denmark earlier this week According to the Danish media outlet Campo, club representatives attended Midtjylland’s 2-1 victory over Aarhus GF specifically to observe the 21-year-old in action. While he did not record a goal during that match, the presence of Newcastle scouts suggests a strong interest, with a potential deal expected to cost roughly £25m Franculino has enjoyed a highly productive season, netting 22 goals in 33 appearances across all competitions, including three strikes in the Europa League. His efficiency is underscored by an impressive Expected Goals (xG) figure of 11.01, and he has also contributed three assists in the Danish Superliga. Reports indicate that Liverpool, Everton, and Ipswich are tracking the forward. Additionally, Yahoo Sports claims that Man United considered him as a reinforcement during the January transfer window, while Real Betis are rumored to have already made contact regarding a move. From a tactical perspective, he is a quick, left-footed attacker who has demonstrated a solid record of 54 goals in 103 appearances for his current club. Experts point to his speed and shooting ability as his primary strengths. While he currently displays a heavy reliance on his left foot and a need for greater creative versatility, his youth suggests these areas are well within his potential for future development. For Newcastle, this scouting mission highlights a desperate need to overhaul our attacking options. The club’s failure to adequately replace Alexander Isak has been a defining issue throughout the current campaign. Depth in the forward line remains a concern, particularly as the club evaluates the future of Will Osula and considers the inconsistent output from Nick Woltemade and the injury-plagued Yoane Wissa. The ultimate challenge for Newcastle will be determining if Dju’s prolific form in Denmark can translate to the extreme physical and tactical demands of the Premier League. MAGPIE METER RATING: 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL 🤔 I know I signed him on FM26 and he's been brilliant for me!!!! 🧐🤣

@SkyFootball Even Stephen Hawkings could do this. The only person that would fail is Eni Aluko.

Hull City take on the No Bounce Challenge! 👀

@DKingTelegraph It is no longer an important place in the weekend, contrary to what posh middle class journalists will try to tell us.

This is really sad and dispiriting. For some people it’s the only chance to see a football magazine show. Things have to change and the show has changed incredibly but it has an important place in the weekend, contrary to what people will argue.

@UndrTheCosh Did he ever play the hilarious game ‘eggy boff’?

Darren Purse in the hot seat week. 🔥Fire over any questions

@DaveHo1mes You can’t even grown a proper beard you’ll do nothing

Ok it’s only taken a few hours and I can now totally understand why in close proximity you’d want to launch a power bank at some of these fans…

@EthanOsafc Anyone else not sure what they are looking at?😭

This new insta filter is absolutely incredible