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Not even Panenka himself can panenka like this.

We have just endured the 11 hottest years on record. When history repeats itself 11 times, it's no longer a coincidence. It's a call to act. Climate chaos is accelerating & delay is deadly. The way ahead must be grounded in science, common sense & the courage to act. #ActNow

This is absolutely brilliant. @MothinAli @JeremyClancy

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. If you scale that to 46 years, humans have existed for 4 hours. In that time, we've destroyed over half the world's forests.

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8 billion people on earth. Maybe 300 of them are causing all the problems. And they convinced the rest of us to fight each other instead of stop it.

It is so difficult to understand why Trump launched his Iran operation - an op so clearly damaging to US national interests, the global economy, Ukraine and the US’ closest allies in Europe and the Gulf. Then there is this….

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*. Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again. It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

The Iran war is going so bad for Trump right now he might need to release The Epstein Files as a distraction.

Stephen took no shit. What a watch 👏👏👏

Went on a bit of a rant on telly comparing how Chelsea & Sheffield Wednesday have been dealt with

Chelsea have been handed a fine and a suspended transfer ban by the Premier League. Meanwhile, we hear from the lad investigating Man City’s FFP charges…

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger. Staged event.

Reflecting on your day at Cheltenham like a footballer... 18+ GambleAware

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

Hey, Americans👋🏻 Quick question…… What the actual fuck is wrong with you? He’s a convicted felon, a paedophile, he’s out there conducting illegal wars and bombing schoolgirls and his party are treating him like the second coming of Christ. None of this is fucking normal🤯

Call me Mr Bastard, but might I suggest a prison sentence would be more of a deterrent than a fine the consumers will inevitably end up paying?

Did you watch Dirty Business? I can't believe how much water companies have gotten away with. They're putting profit before public health - it’s a scandal and the Government MUST take action! Sick of sewage? Add your name to petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/prom… via @38degrees