Peter

@FPL_Spaceman Yeah point 3 is cope from me icl

@FPLvariance 3.

How to do well at FPL: 1. Pick players who play 2. Captain players who score lots of points 3. Don't leave points on the bench

@___Brun___ "3rd best ever rank" is a massive flex 🔥

Tiny green in 38 but not quite enough to get inside the top 1k. An odd season but very happy to ride the posvar to my 3rd best ever rank.

Narrowly missed out on the elusive triple top 100 rank, but very happy with how I played this season (apart from Cherki and Gyokeres at the tailend of the season)

@FPL_Zlatan You’re so brave for posting this 👏

I don’t fear variance, variance fears me.

Managers ranked a zillion still complaining about DEFCONs they didn't get in GW7

62 points OR: 2,934 Unironically fell to my knees in pure ecstasy when the Bowen goal went in. Just relieved that the season is finally over.

@FPLProp World Cup fantasy exists bro

It’s fucking over. We’re free (for ~3 months)

GW38 1/1 FTs Haaland -> Bowen (c) What a horrific day already and none of the lineups are even confirmed yet.

WE ARE FINALLY FREE

The most obvious brace for Omar Marmoush

@FPL_McFred I’ll take 75

@FPLvariance Yea, just bantering, can't see Marmoush playing 90 mins though even if he starts

Marmoush cap is just so obvious now

@FPL_McFred Possible but I can’t see it happening. Even Pep isn’t that mental.

@FPLvariance Just for Pep to start Bernardo Silva at false 9 for one last bald fraudism

@FlapjackFpl Delete team

What to do

@FPL__Fran She also bought Gyokeres?

My mother just told me she “crashed out” today. It’s over

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Semenyo to Cherki GW36 has got to be the worst FPL transfer of all time

@fpl_tactician He’s been bumped up to 13 btw 🤣🤣

@FPLvariance He won’t keep Defcon It’s 9 or 10

Can’t even celebrate the Saka haul because 4 of his points hang completely in the balance pending the final OPTA update. What a stupid game we play.