Farhan 👨‍🔬

वो कोई दोस्त था अच्छे दिनों का जो पिछली रात से याद आ रहा है ~ Nasir Kazmi

@sivaconnects2 Widow's bay is 100% fun!

Really solid start Hope the rest of the episodes keep up the quality and don't disappoint Anyone else watching these?

i'm using this on my next situationship

we both up now

any time is worst time to open linkedin if you are jealous enough

There are more airplanes in ocean than submarines in the sky ✌️

rapido bhaiya and me telling each other “please don’t cancel” “no YOU please don’t cancel” back and forth like two insecure people in love

@Aunindyo2023 Thank you

If you like Shakespeare, and, like me, aren't a literature student, google Hester Lees-Jeffries and read her brilliant guides to the plays. Here's the link to her blog on Macbeth: english.cam.ac.uk/research/dagge…

My delinquency has led to unruly tumult that ensnared my flail of farcical and purgatory career options. But God knows, it bleakly reinvigorates my days 😭😭✨✨

Mohabbat karne wale kam na honge Teri mehfil me lekin hum na honge Isn't this a win win for the girl 😭

Aaj samhalna bada mushkil tha ay dost Tu musibat me boht yaad aaya

Dil dhadakne ka sabab yaad aaya Wo teri yaad thi ab yaad aaya

dawg just never learns

@hikingshawty you walk alone?

100 miles in my shoes :)

Happy birthday GOAT

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I am assembling a team

@_foreversean i loved the new album... keep creating! the animation and whole vibe is so good!!!

used the worst possible ai model to create this shitty slop and also had the audacity to post it. i hope this movie goes down to gutters!

Dopehar ki garmi itni upar se cycle choose karne ka pressure... Kitna sahe engineering student (trying to caption like dilliwala)

This prof doesn't allow mobile phone in class