Alastor💚💜💚💜

//From discord server Hello there, fellow sinners. I have an announcement to make. Our dearest and beloved king, Lucifer Morningstar, has decided to retire from the throne of hell for personal matters. He is now having vacations with his family at his property. You may think "Who's going to take charge of hell now??" Well, I have another announcement. Lucifer also selected personally his succesor, and that's... ME!! Hahahahahaha. Anyway, we'll make some changes around here, given the previous administration was... "Sheisse"... Your new king salutes you. So please... Stay tuned for more

"Your son got into a fight at school" Mom: "WHAT??!!" Dad: "Did he won??"

@XDX_765 @aielg_ Ok wait a minute..

@_Naz0__ No es tan difícil hablar con la gente. Paren con las proyectadas

Ayer una amiga me preguntó por qué nunca soy yo el que lleva la conversación y me di cuenta que no hay nada en mi día digno de ser comentado

"There's no toxic Fandom in Hazbin Hotel"

@Meech3366 I mean, If you have Superman and strip him of all his powers and make him face BATMAN with two swords, he would probably think twice about throwing hands

Fire Ozai was such a coward without his bending, he was so quick to sit down after he saw Zuko’s swords😂

@KaguyaSama_Fan Y eso que no llegamos a f''(x)

@anime_daily Zuko there looking kinda like Roku. It's almost like they are related

They grew❤️

@julianmiflaco Mommy's monster, Warrior girl and rizz bender master

atla oomfs, share your top 3 fav characters with me im curious

@literaturedevil "feminism?? I don't know man!! Just put male or female characters doing cool shit, I don't care!!"

Notice how the female characters in Avatar didn't have to sacrifice femininity to be cool? Notice how they didn't have to belittle men to raise themselves up and notice how fans didn't complain about Mary Sues here? Korra and other characters just sucks Nothing to do with sexism

@OxAbbe Didn't yangchen make a disaster so big with the spirit world, poor Kuruk had to clean her mess gaining severe depression and astral cancer, dying at 30??

In your view, which Avatar left the most problems for the next Avatar to face?

@medvyanka Joder que drip

забула зняти окуляри на КТ в стоматолога і отримала такий єбєйший дріп 💀💀

@skyyyb1tch @Beemyqueen8 *He blushes and scratches his head out of embarrassment* What?? I... Or course I... I'm sure they are not!! *He makes a pouch and crosses his arms looking away* I do not live under a rock, you little... I just don't think anyone does that five thing

@FRANCISCOG58830 @Beemyqueen8 how do you not know what high fives are? theyre literally embedded to everyone's dna *she laughs as she shakes her head* i mean im not judging but ya live under a rock or something?

-Bee's room, Sunday, 7:30 am- *Dreaming that she's fighting a giant cupcake, sleeping soundly while one of her ears twitches* //@FRANCISCOG58830 and @skyyyb1tch

soy el tipo de persona que reinicia las canciones porque no estaba prestando atención

Hating a rapist is performative now

@CarlitoBurner77 Porque quiere llamar la atención en internet

¿Por qué eres amigo de gente que odias?

@TheBoysOOCC GIVE ME A PIECE OF THAT CHOCOLATE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Jensen Ackles has been nominated for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama series for his role as Soldier Boy at ASTRA. #TheBoys

Si a mi me tocan el plato de comida así, la amputada de mano sería el menor de sus problemas

@ismanewells Totalmente merecido por pelotudo y encima sucio

por que las mujeres sobre actúan todo x100?