beans mcgee ✨

made a twitter account just to show off this mount 290 hours in the making and to publicly announce that i'm never going back to ishgard ever again #FFXIV

this account will remain up for archival purposes and /maybe/ official contests or whatever but will be functionally inactive. not sure what to do with my art and all that; might repost it over? But it's a lot to dig through :(

heartbreaking: the thing I've been putting off for months took literally 5 minutes to do finally got around to making a 🦋; yapping will resume there

after /600+ hours/ over 14 months: I'm finally free

I miss drawing my little guy and sending her out into the world so I'll make a bsky soon to resume beansposting, probably

*this is a joke don't come into my DMs yelling at me pls

poking my head back in here just to laugh about the rare standard controls W 😌 get hands'ed idiot

going to be quiet here for a while, possibly permanently. might make a 🦋 eventually. Needed an extra kick to finally delete all artwork off this place anyway

トリックオアトリート！！！

perfect legends btw!! 🥳 cheers to the static: ⚔️@PyraOronir @oflavendertides @MeganEOKeefe 🛡️@RottynK @Zanshouken ⚕️@IsNotJoey & Ruri

BEANS JUMPSCARE!! Thank you to the @EorzeanMuseums for another fun All Tank's Wake event! Everyone did a fantastic job but the real mystery was where that fish love story came about...🐟 twitch.tv/fauxsynder/cli…

🐸 frog of the pond keeping an eye on things here... Come join the Eorzean Aquarium network in our annual All Tanks Wake event! Still ongoing for another 1.5 hours!

@Luc_Selwyn you don't want to see me go increasingly unhinged over some of the worst games known to man 😭

@FSHYbeans But... what if I want to see the brainrot

Whenever I go quiet on here for extended periods of time it’s probably because I’ve relapsed on the old shooter and/or gacha habit and I’m desperately trying to quarantine the brainrot ;;

🔍All Tanks Wake Returns! Join Inspector Red Herring at Aquarium Sophia for his most challenging case yet - The Bitten Bismarck! 🕵️‍♀️Question Suspects 🔍Look for clues 🎉Solve the Case 📅Oct 26,7-9p EST 🗺Aquarium Sophia, W1, P58, LB, Materia* More info: eorzean.fish/AllTanksWake20…

garuda makes for fun warmups #ffxiv

In terms of actual wol lore, i.e. not-au, Beans came out the other end of all that light poisoning freakishly unchanged. She's kind of like a plastic cup lost in the woods: upsettingly immutable, and at a cost.

lightwarden bad end ✨ what appears to be a swarm of lesser eaters is in truth one entity with thousands of peripheral parts—a school of "fish" that shines like stars in the Tempest's dark waters, the drowned hope for a night sky still struggling to realize itself in its own way

@fisherfruity Fishers have to argue about what constitutes difficulty and how to weigh mechanics vs uptime and bite/slip rate monthly, it’s the law

Another post about Cinder on the #ffxiv reddit. Do I record a not-podcast and enrage all the fishing community by talking about fish difficulty and how some of the technically hardest fish wouldn't even make your top 5?

I'm glad people like my lizard(s) 🥹 I've been sketching her a lot for warmups, but I figured I should draw a proper fullbody now that their personalities have solidified a bit #ffxiv