“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine

*me, September 11, 2001, 8:46AM, standing on the north side of Tower 1 in a fighting stance as the plane approaches “Watch me tech this shit”

i think i will die defending new jersey on x, the everything app

How it feels to tell a joke on the gc and have it immediately pinned

guy who's woke but speaks fluent chud

If I walked into my apartment’s stairway and someone was as just in there grilling burgers, I would not be above accepting one

Brought an avocado to work today with the lunch. Fuck it

Vulture-sized mosquito lanced my shipmate and drank him like a capri sun he was pale skin and bones in 2 seconds flat

obligatory 'May the 4th be with you' post! I strongly believe Baby Yoda must be killed.

@Jtaylor0_3 @DespairNem While I do think there’s lots of room for Vader to be a character between 3 and 4, I don’t mind the current resulting narrative that he was just lost to the dark for ~20 years and it took meeting his son to finally initiate some change + growth

Vaders character has been reduced to nothing but a cameo to provide a character to fight against in order to increase their aura/increase vaders aura. He’s just cameo man now.

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

@Sinnoware Because deathloop was only okay and everything else coming out of Arkane has not been as exciting as dishonored tbh

Midnight thoughts: I don’t understand why everyone wants Dishonored 3 when Dishonored is already a franchise with two main games and three expansions. (1/?)

the best part of Dishonored is that you can kill the rats I've killed 23 rats so far

Jerking off so hard I leave a full body, hiroshima shadow sweat outline on my bed sheet

regi-lar 💀

telling my wife to stfu so i can shazam whatever chili's has on

Guy who’s teetering on the cusp of the most intense depression he’s ever encountered: yeah I’m thinking about getting into gundam

One thing about me is, I’m gonna put things on the inside pockets of my jacket

@p1nkch4n Rohan doesn’t draw manga out of love he draws it out of dark compulsion

i keep forgetting rohan got his stand from the arrow and not out of pure love for what he does like tonio was implied to

If I develop dementia, I want my grandchildren to sit me down in front of Hunter x Hunter and let me experience peak fiction one last time

I don’t know if I have gotten larger, or if nature valley oatmeal squares have gotten smaller, but I do know who to blame regardless: Benjamin Netanyahu