facet Lacey

A ngga will eat yo pssy today and eat another btch pssy today! Thought I was gonna say tomorrow no btch today

this euphoria episode being us watch maddy perez become natalie nunn

since it's pretty close to tax day i'd just like to remind everybody that a few years ago the IRS was able to secure funding for a free tax filing service and was ready to release it nationwide until Donald Trump cancelled the program for literally no reason

Telling people I don’t cook only to make elaborate meals for myself is my type of carrying on 😭

"all women do is use men" i have never once found a man useful

What happened to the men that get mad & wanna fck the sh!t out you 😂 these new men wanna block you & get all sassy & sh!t

why are threesomes only for sex why cant i join in a couples argument if i want to

Y’ALL NOTICED THEM SCĄM LIKELY CALLS STOPPED ? YEAH THEM MFS LOST THEY JOB TOO😂😂

Don’t give niggas the benefit of the doubt. Doubt the benefit of niggas FRFR

let's normalize leaving me alone if you: - don't have money - not an eater - won't worship me - are a loser

Them sex scenes in them hood novels be detailed as shit. Start feeling all tingly like let me put this book down.

Euphoria is hilarious because how did we go from junior year of high school to Mexico

a band of makeup on the floor but i’m using you for grilled shrimp, ok

gonna start saying not all men when someone says something positive about a man

asked a gym bro what he does if he has sugar cravings at night he said “brush teeth”

This lady on TikTok said “There’s no reward for being a low maintenance woman.” I like that shit cause she’s absolutely right.

i rebuke every negative thing said over my life even as a joke

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

Pretty girls are used to attention, they have experienced people fawning over them almost all their lives and they have learnt to not really be fazed by it. So while you are in the corner thinking you are doing something to humble her, she doesn't even know you exist.