Teletubbies Updates™

Here at Teletubbies Updates, we encourage nothing but kindness and a positive spirit.

We’re already in hell

in actual untold agonies beyond my comprehension

Only the teletubbies can truly perceive reality

@BackpacksBitch Penis

Open this pussy up like a fortune cookie 🥠

My sister's death and the physical and psychological state that I am in

Teletubbies do not forgive your transgressions. You will be damned straight to hell!!! the burning coals will fall upon you. May you will never rise again. FOOLS!!!! FOOLS!!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!!!

THEY WONT STOP. GET THE FUCK OUT FROM UNDER MY SKIN

WORMS IN MY FLESH WORMS IN MY FLESH WORMS IN MY FLESH WORMS IN MY FLESH WORMS THEY MAKE ME DO HORRIBLE THINGS IN MY FLESH WORMS IN MY FLESH WORMS IN MY FLESH WORMS IN MY FLESH

@kaZauberlehrbub GET THEM OFF

@07_miix If I k”ll myself it’s your fault

@FactsAboutTele no dawg

CANCLE ME BITCH

@blueangelfawn Big Pharma is evil and keeps the working class in poverty. You can fuck right off with your judgment you ignorant slut

@FactsAboutTele Did you take your antipsychotics today?

The worms have infiltrated my flesh, we don’t have much time now

@Streetsoftrashy Kiss my ass

We are but lambs to the slaughter

Every minute of every hour I am covered in blood

@DreDayDDOI And I want to die

But there’s still plenty of fun to be had!

Due to our current placement in a dimension where death ends consciousness, the Teletubbies network is no longer able to legally encourage human sacrifice