Students Problems

Uni goes from 0-100 real quick. You'll go from chilling for four weeks to having 5 essays, 3 presentations and 7 assignments due in 2 days

My current motivation to revise is lower than my bank balance

"are you free tonight?" Hold on just lemme check my schedule

Cats will sit in anything . . . If I Fits... I Sits! bit.ly/1SLONzF

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Calculating the lowest possible mark you need on your assignment to still pass the course

The number 69 stopped being funny when it became my exam average

Simpson's Fans Keep Trolling This Local News Station bit.ly/29ihMXQ

*leaves class to go to the bathroom* *tours entire school*

When employers want you to have 10 years of work experience before the age of 22

They're all perfect. Which chest do you have? And what does it mean? bit.ly/23LWH2M

When you realise you can get Pizza Express on Deliveroo

When I’m the only one in the my friend group to order Deliveroo

Puff, Puff, Pass: Here's How To Roll The Perfect Joint According To Seth Rogen bit.ly/1WhARMM

When you realise you can get Nandos on Deliveroo

When you check your bank account after a night out

my hatred for school gets bigger and bigger every single day

Every time

How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically.

high school goals since 2006