Joe Schwartz

100 likes for tomorrow's 5U can't lose parlay 🎾

A third L and the reverse sweep Record: 2-5

Lorenzo Sonego +6.5 (+100) vs Paul ​Massive misprice on a clay specialist. Tommy Paul’s flat game struggles on baked dirt. Sonego’s heavy kick serve will jump out of the strike zone in this heat. Even money (+100) for a 6.5-game cushion is an absolute steal. 🇮🇹💸

A second L today Record: 2-4

Tomas Machac +6.5 (-120) vs Zverev ​Fading Zverev’s mid-match focus lapses in the 91°F heat. Machac plays completely flat and takes time away. In a best-of-5, a 6.5-game cushion is massive. Machac keeps it tight or steals a set to cash easily. 🦖🔨

Another L Record: 2-3

🔥 ROLAND GARROS LOCK 🔥 ​Dino Prizmic ML (+100) vs Fonseca ​Fading Fonseca in the 91°F Paris heat. His high-risk engine will red-line and spray errors. ​Prizmic is a brick wall with infinite stamina. He’ll force 6 extra balls a rally until Fonseca suffocates. (+100) is a gift.

@HardRockBet England by a country mile

Are these your future World Cup champions? 🇺🇸

@OladapoSams101 @Transfersdotcom Can you imagine🥹

@Transfersdotcom Morgan in Trossard out! Fernandes in Norgaard out! Jr. Kroupi in Jesus out! Palestra in White out! That's all, thank you!

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@DTLTennisBets 😉😏

@DTLTennisBets I would've thrown a thousand

I put out a 5U can't lose parlay, gets 27 likes... It cashes, the winning post gets 7 likes no comments You guys fucking suck, no wonder every capper complains

I LOVE Prizmic at +100 tomorrow against Fonseca. #rolandgarros

So after that absolute asskicking by the Knicks, the Cavs front office looked around and said... Yep. Let's just run it back. Make it make sense...

@ManCityUS @Romeodamus @jalenbrunson1 @NBA @nyknicks So they're losing the Finals now? #COYG

A sweep, an MVP, and Sky Blue 🧹🩵

CASH IT! Record: 2-2

Birrell +7.5 games vs Pegula (-155) Kim’s a gritty fighter who battles in rallies & steals return games. Rough clay form (0-3 this year) but she keeps matches competitive. Pegula’s strong (9-2 clay 2026) yet often plays tight sets vs scrappy foes. Expect 6-4 6-3 or better.

@UnderdogNBA LMAO

Shams: Kenny Atkinson will return as Cavs head coach next season.

@jzi127 @egautob @josemorgado He asked me a question, I answered him.

@FadeSchwartz @egautob @josemorgado Who the fuck care about betting you dumbass

Adolfo Dani Vallejo, the first Paraguayan to win a Grand Slam match in 23 years, will face 17yo local Kouamé in R2. "Very athletic with a bright future. Already won matches at Masters 1000 and Grand Slams which means he got a good head. I hope it's in a good court. Gonna be a beautiful moment for me. I hope I will enjoy it even with the crowd against me." Dani also state that his childhood idol was... Andy Murray!

@egautob @jzi127 @josemorgado I didn't have a single bet on Norrie.

@FadeSchwartz @jzi127 @josemorgado Tu descalificación de Vallejo es porque pusiste dinero en apuestas por Norrie, @FadeSchwartz?

Burned by a bagel Record (1-2)

Townsend +6.5 v Gauff (-165) Taylor’s lefty buggy-whip forehand gets supercharged in 90° baked clay — violent kick jumping into Gauff’s backhand shoulder zone. No.2 doubles player with elite net skills & slice patterns to steal quick points. This matchup is a nightmare. #FadeMe

@DTLTennisBets The Bartunkova spread is a mistake today. Lot of value to take her +6.5.

Late tennis adds with a +1322 lotto parlay 🎾 2U Milavsky +1.5 sets -160 Pridankina +1.5 sets -140 Mboko ml & Sinner under 18.5 games won -123 parlay 1U Birrell Pegula over 16.5 Auger Aliassime -1.5 sets -145 0.5U parlay