FaeriBex 🌙✨

Srsly tho

I’m assuming the ever increasing amount of repeated adverts count towards this 600 tweet limit shite. Elon really is satan isn’t he.

@brendanjharkin 😂 it’s not even the weirdest of some of the stories

@brendanjharkin Gavyn just explained it to me and I’ll be honest… I’m with her.

@LilyPinkBaker @florencemachine Holy fuck Claire you are divine!!!

@roflcopterftw The interview with the fam where they said they wanted to “continue their work” so they could be remembered and that work… is to solve a rubix cube…

Ate my scapes!!!! This may be the smuggest thing I’ve had in a long time and it took eff all effort.

The Great Scape

@jonocard Same! I was 3rd 6th and 7th before i finally got through 🙈

@jonocard I thought i was doing well getting in the queue with the first try. Then the line hung up 3 times 😩

@HLeeHurley So they’re using natal instead of cis now? Thought they didn’t need a descriptor

Yassssssss

@rebeccabrysonmu @krisnxn So odd!!

@FaeriBex @krisnxn Oh god remember that!! Didn’t even make my feet smooth ffs, was just bizarre 😂

Does anyone else remember there was like - a 6 month period about 15 years ago where every shopping centre had a place where you’d pay for 10 minutes to have little fish eat dead skin from your feet - then the whole thing just disappeared from the face of the earth? Wtf was that

@PantheonOfLies 😆

@LilyPinkBaker 100% it was belsonic being too cheap to pay for a longer set. There was 90 mins between the warm up act and her starting. They could’ve had a whole other act in there!! Absolute con & I think she knew that. Her thing at the start about not realising it was just her made me suss

You cannot mix cookery books with sports in alphabetical order!!! 🤣

This doesn’t even begin to describe the inconsistencies in the “system”

POV on your second smoke break contemplating life and if you really need this job

@antoiberte I’ll neither confirm or deny 🤣

Not every friday you get invited to a key party