
FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔
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FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔
@Fahi_Types
Typing my thoughts as they pop into my head. I may be wrong sometimes but I'm usually right. Listen to me on @KopEndFracas 🔴


That JP Morgan story may be the funniest article I've ever read. He definitely just got caught by his wife and added masala to the story to save the marriage 🤣

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

That JP Morgan story may be the funniest article I've ever read. He definitely just got caught by his wife and added masala to the story to save the marriage 🤣

What a fucking prick. What an outrageous way to treat someone.



The Man City fan who drank from the Arsenal bottle’s reaction to that City crumble…


If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area. We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead. You get what you vote for.

#LFC 🚨 Arne Slot’s Son has Liked the breaking news of Ajax pushing for Slot on Instagram 🚨

🚨🗣️ Some Manchester United fans’ chants yesterday: “Jota’s gone, bye-bye.” 🎶🚮


Arne Slot telling Manchester United fans how many Champions Leagues Liverpool have won 😂



I keep seeing “we don’t have a style of play”. We have a clear style of play, dominate the ball, control then games and then have powerful and effective forwards. The problem is we don’t have the players, or players available to make it work up top. Salah fell off & injuries!


