✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍

@FailGirlAstrid

𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 🔞 ⛌ 🏳️‍⚧️ 𝚖𝚞𝚗 Katılım Haziran 2026

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

ㅤ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⛌⠀ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍’𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⛌ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⛌⠀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⛌⠀ ꜱᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʏ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴇʙᴛꜱ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⛌⠀ ❤︎ + ↻ #ɴꜱꜰᴡʀᴘ #ᴍᴠʀᴘ #ʟᴇᴡᴅʀᴘ ㅤ

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·7h

⠀ ⠀ Her ass makes up for the fact ⠀ Astrid has barely any titties… ⠀

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𝓦𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚋𝚊.ᐟ@_J0BLESS·21h

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

@softplumpmom

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𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘕 𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙 .ᐟ.ᐟ@softplumpmom·3d

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝗠𝗢𝗠 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦! Like , re-tweet and drop a picture to get a rating from the mother herself ! ✨️ ㅤ ㅤ

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

@uglymeowie ⠀ Looks like she’s got enough milk to make all the lattes she wants… ⠀

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𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘳 #432@uglymeowie·1d

⠀ ⠀⠀ she is awake and has made herself a latte ⠀

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

@OakCantKnow ✎ᝰ. Bury Astrid under that married ass asap 🙏🏻

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𝘔𝘴. 𝘖𝘢𝘬@OakCantKnow·1d

/ IF 👏YOU 👏 DO NOT 👏 FUCK 👏 WITH MY 👏 ACCOUNT 👏 Just tell me , I get it , cheating and NTR are still taboo themes but I believe that we can still get along and even if we are not mutuals we can write some fun stuff together .

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ ⛌ ⛌⠀ Also not really into penises as a whole. ⛌⠀ If your dick is your whole personality / ⛌⠀ the focus of the rp I’m just not interested ⛌ ⠀

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ ⛌⠀ temp pokemon team ⛌ ⛌⠀ • Spinda ⛌⠀ • Wynaut ⛌⠀ • Luvdisc ⛌⠀ • Ledian ⛌⠀ • Minun ⛌⠀ • Delibird ⠀

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ Kid!? I’ve dropped out of college three times, so I’m no kid thank you very much. Though I’d bet at your age everyone else at the seniors home is a kid to you too, right? ⠀

𝘔𝘴. 𝘖𝘢𝘬@OakCantKnow

ㅤ ㅤGet lost , kid . ㅤ

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𝘼𝙢𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙨@axping_up·2d

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ ⛌ ⛌⠀ Astrid’s so pathetic that every time she’s ⛌⠀ insulted, she has to change her panties… ⛌ ⠀

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍 retweetledi

# 𝟭𝟰𝟵 |𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄́𝐑𝐎ⵑ@G3MWH0R3·30 Oca

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# 𝟭𝟰𝟵 |𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄́𝐑𝐎ⵑ tweet media

# 𝟭𝟰𝟵 |𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄́𝐑𝐎ⵑ@G3MWH0R3

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ「𝑰𝑻'𝑺 𝑨 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑬.ᐟ 𝑰𝑻'𝑺 𝑨 𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑫.ᐟ 𝑰𝑻'𝑺 . . . .ᐟ」

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

@softplumpmom ⠀ Weird looking Miltank… ⠀

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𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘕 𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙 .ᐟ.ᐟ@softplumpmom·1d

ㅤ ㅤ𝗠𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼 ! ㅤ

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ Tch- Gary would have at least given her something over 360 base stats… 🙄 It’s not pity… she’s just seeking payment for her humiliating 999 loss streak. ⠀

𝘔𝘴. 𝘖𝘢𝘬@OakCantKnow

ㅤ ㅤ. . . Pity is the easiest way to turn off an older woman . ㅤ

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ Paying Astrid to do embarrassing / degrading things she’d never do otherwise ⠀

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍 retweetledi

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧 ♡︎@Et3rn4lly_urs·1d

ᅠ Ah- This is very.. rare! But lists! The trainer has made a few and she would like to see who wants in~! Like+RT to be put in one! ❤ Drop a pic for extra notice~! ᅠ

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ The region that discovered fairy types are freaks…? She figured it would be those from Sinnoh that were the true freaks. ⠀

# 𝟭𝟰𝟵 |𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄́𝐑𝐎ⵑ@G3MWH0R3

She's Kalosian. Of course she's a freak.

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ Ugh I know I totally get it… I scraped my knee running away from a metapod the other day and it was like, the worst day ever. ⠀

ʟᴀᴋʀᴜꜱᴛᴀʀ’ꜱ ɴᴏ. 1 ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ: ʜᴀɴɴᴀ@OneUpbeatGirl

Well, it’s not fun to be running around dripping with sweat and blood splattered all over you for your whole work day, you know?

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ It’s the least she can do after giving Astrid a spinda as a starter pokemon… ⠀

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ Well uh… that’s just because F.E.A.R. ratata is scary… ⠀

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ It’s okay! I turn into a nasty sweaty mess during social situations… It’s nothing to be ashamed of! … I think- ⠀

ʟᴀᴋʀᴜꜱᴛᴀʀ’ꜱ ɴᴏ. 1 ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ: ʜᴀɴɴᴀ@OneUpbeatGirl

ᅠ 𝗠ff… 𝙄 don’t like how fucking hot it is. Running around like this just makes me a nasty◞ sweaty mess.ᐟ ᅠ

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✎ᝰ 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍@FailGirlAstrid·1d

⠀ ⛌ ⛌⠀ Get ready with me for my 1,000th ⛌⠀ pokémon battle~! I’ve got a good ⛌⠀ feeling that this time, I’ll really win! ⛌ ⠀

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