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Hollowed out volcano, Surrey Katılım Nisan 2013
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Chris Grayling
Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
I’m still here… and I’m ready to serve as your Prime Minister!
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Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
Having now digested the Sue Gray report I am saddened to discover that the Prime Minister falls short of the levels of competence, integrity and wisdom people associate with me But I am prepared to forgive him and fully back him if I can have a Cabinet Post? Pleeease
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Chris Grayling
Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
Hancock needs to go What we need is a new Sec of State for Health Ahem... if I was called upon... I would reluctantly accept!
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Ursula von der Leyen
Ursula von der Leyen@vonderleyen·
Constructive talks with Prime Minister @BorisJohnson tonight. We agreed on the principle that there should not be restrictions on the export of vaccines by companies where they are fulfilling contractual responsibilities.
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John Hyde
John Hyde@JohnHyde1982·
Hedgehogs are doomed then.
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Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
Och the noooo wahey man did I ever tell ye the Grayling Clan were once from the Highlands (of Surrey)? If anyone needs a new AG for Scotland I’m Oven ready and McAvailable 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
I refuse to confirm or deny I have dropped my rattle
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Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
I hear the education job may be free... I’m clearly the most talented Tory in need of a post!
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Jonathan Black
Jonathan Black@jonblackbsb·
You just wouldn’t risk it, would you ?
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Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU ALL!
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Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
I am still currently available for hire as a Minister Diary this week clear if needed Could also perform role as an expert negotiator Phone on the hook and ready to receive offers Will go to shops later so ring now or you may be disappointed
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The Guardian
The Guardian@guardian·
Chris Grayling's failings: a catalogue of the former minister's errors #Echobox=1591880620" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/politics/2020/…
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Chris Grayling
Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
Congratulations you are looking at the new Chair of the Intelligence Select Committee Weds 11th March 2020 at 11am. When Satire finally died.
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Chris Grayling
Chris Grayling@FailingGrayling·
Looking forward to the full Cabinet reshuffle. A new role? Or one from my greatest hits? (Lord Chancellor, Transport) Anyway - ready and eager and surprisingly available
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