I would never paradoxically undress while succumbing to hypothermia, I'd probably button up even more tbh, just the kinda guy i am
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@FaintPaddy
Editor's note: I have not listened to Easter Everywhere in several years
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@kangminlee Damn you're kinda fuckin dumb
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Being a leftist is incredibly easy. Just make up a lie with no proof, and tens of thousands of idiots will believe and share it.
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Doing a deep dive on texas monthly's true crime section (i know, i know) and every cold case could easily be answered with "the cops did it"
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Stealing is bad never applies to crypto, or private equity, or Israeli land theft, or wall street's mass evictions in the subprime crisis aftermath, or to resources plundered in illegal foreign wars, or to concepts like time and well being, with mass imprisonment and austerity.
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No suburban ritual carries more cultural import than moms aimlessly pushing their strollers around empty parking lots
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@FaintPaddy Put “thoughts of a roach” for your acct description
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"Holy shit they did it" and it's just some sports trade
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Whatre the odds, scuse the pun, mass shooters start betting on their own casualties and the pool is just full of feds or dark webbers
BNO News@BNONews
BREAKING: Person who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro's removal has been identified as a U.S. soldier who participated in the operation. The soldier has now been arrested, according to ABC News.
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@Howlingmutant0 That was me being thoughtful!
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@FaintPaddy Your criticism was that my house should be bombed, I don’t think you’re deserving of a thoughtful response
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It is not lost on me that the go-to response to any criticism against some racist account is their cadre of followers going "why oh why do you want to suck their cock so bad?!" Lol
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Kicking the rapist's nest: A story of tweets, turmoil and definitely not anger
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@Howlingmutant0 Thank you for paying elon for the privilege of letting everyone know you are not mad about that
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@Howlingmutant0 I know you hate the theater but those people could teach you a thing or two about staying in character
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@FaintPaddy Yeah when’s that happening anyway comrade
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"Leftttists [correctly] threatened to firebomb my apartment" for jokes like this and meanwhile you're giving a billionaire more than the tip
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0
I’m late to the party on this but I didn’t realize on Uber Eats you can set the tip and then adjust it after you get your food. Something about looking into the mirthful black eyes of a Pakistani who thinks he’s getting a 50% tip only to revoke it gives me a real diamond cutter
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Once you realize everyones sorta lying to their own professional ends, legalese becomes incredibly easy to decipher
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Every vision I've ever had about losing myself in literary bliss on a grassy field has been thwarted by the Ants
Jonathan 🎃@PseudoJonathan
Reading on grass is probably the activity with the biggest spread between how nice you imagine it to be and how nice it actually is
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Honestly I've also noticed the people I'm not like I used to be are more like people they've known the whole tike now
dudermane@612jack
something i'm noticing lately: gen Z is lowkey the first time they actually have had face face to see someone where now literally nobody's anymore like we used somehow to be
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Really have no patience for collapse cynics, as if we're not all morbidly curious what would happen to preppers whose whole existence is predicated on the nearest Walmart
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