Luke Fairchild III, MD

@BarstoolDucks You shouldn’t

LOVE IT 🙌

@HornSports Are you retarded?

The team they put at #4 tonight has a loss to an Arizona State team power rated below Florida in many rankings.

@kyleumlang On the road without their starting qb

Texas Tech lost to #25 Arizona State

@CollegeGameDay Holy fag

Classic, free food brings in a certain type of crowd. No there isn’t any tortillas #modelotime

If Texas Tech is ranked #1 at any point in the season, I will shove a 5 layer burrito up my ass.

Shock the world

@CodyC64 @MeanGreenFB Dude your son in Godzilla, congrats

Go @MeanGreenFB!!

When and where is the national championship parade?

Oh my god, what the actual fuck #snootyisback

@NBAKingBell @mikegolicjr

@mikegolicjr Oyster bar 34th and flint. Tell them you want you want the Gilamore Special (Catfish basket & 27 ultra schooners)

Heading to Lubbock this weekend for Texas Tech vs Kent State! Anything I should eat/drink/do while I’m in Lubbock, let me know ⬇️

@hennyruggsiii Drop the clan, don’t be scared

Insane username

Yeah I’m going to wait out the weather delay like a true fan (unlimited booze upstairs) #crankingmyhog

Hoka’s on at the bar, should I kill myself now? #terroist

@Djmasterbate03 99+ messages in the inbox, Jesus Vince

Bruh

@John_Mateer4 Bullshit

Honestly is there anything better than the wave at your local mlb ballbark?

@gtj24 @BallYuno @OfficialDW03 Dude g shut the fuck up, no one was talking to you in bread retard

@BallYuno @OfficialDW03 Xaiver don’t make pack fans slap the shit out of you like State has every single time we’ve faced Texas tech in my lifetime, 2-0 in basketball (and I’m sure you remember the last one), and 5-1 in football (the 1 loss was in 1952). He made the right choice

My young bull is better than yours 💯

@barstoolttu @carterh_06 Your dad must have been a cuck too.

@carterh_06 My dad was a cowboys fan, just following in his footsteps.

Fuck you Jerry Jones