Inu-Sama (Round Edition)

Rodents make great volunteers!

@Acquiiiescent wait I did make this LOL

@Faizenek I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I originally saved this from you: x.com/Acquiiiescent/…

impregnation alignment chart

anyways chat I really enjoy when women get pregnant because they look at a particular guy and they're like "I need him to knock me up" (regardless of how good/bad of an idea that would be)

@thatoneolpie out of principle I avoid live action remakes most of the time

@Faizenek did you like the live action one? i thought it was neat

I think lady and the tramp was more influential on my taste in both women and men than I have previously realized. god I fucking love fuckboys getting dainty little good girls stupidly pregnant. also spaniels.

Dude that's just pregslop. You only like it because there's belly

"Come on babe it'll be really fun, I swear, I'll be suuuuper careful this time. I even got like, THREE sitters." (there are 18 children now btw)

don't get me wrong she's a mother and wife first, but sometimes when she hears of some party banding together to explore a nearby dungeon she throws on her old gear (that obviously does not fit right) and joins them. Half the time she's pregnant because she's gotten baby rabies.

Guy knocks up his tomboy childhood friend that also became his frontliner at some point, (he's more of a bookish mage type) and then settled down into a quiet village to raise their quadruplets. But like, she REALLY enjoys swinging a sword so she still does that sometimes.

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@marcavis2 In my head probably yeah! Makes more sense that way at least.

@Faizenek is it a society with like a 1:4 sex ratio?

up thinkin' 'bout a hypernatalist fantasy nation and culture that encourages polygamy and having as may babies as possible, because their nation is SO large and SO full of resources that it's actually *more* of a problem when they *don't* have enough kids to feed.

@TheMojoAgain isn’t that like the opposite of what I said

@Faizenek This is sorta a plot point in me and a friend's setting, where eventually the world got so overpopulated and developed that agriculture utterly collapsed and the world was slammed into an age of mass cannibalism and starvation. Though, it can...not be that, in your case, obv.

@TarbosaurusBtr TRUE

@Faizenek Food piling up in warehouses from over bountiful harvests with not enough consumers to the point if you're a big broodmother you can walk in and just fill baskets or gorge as you please

No, the royal family is not exempt from this. The king has like 19 wives and 273 children, with ~40 more on the way. He's also like 28, kind of a dork, and his first wife is a 40 year old MILF he sorta inherited when he took the crown. Long story.

the average family is like a dude, two or three wives, 15-20 kids. Any less than that and you're doing your nation a disservice. If you're the typa guy that gets attached, better attach yourself fukin' hard and knock her up on cooldown with a least a dozen every time, fucko.

you know she waddled as fast as she could 👀

when she got that hammerspace pussy

@MainLineMojo How much does her ass weigh

big HUGE womn mASSIve