The Fake Devil

@Utd__max10 I'd accept a bag of Doritos.

If a £50M offer came in for Joshua Zirkzee, would you accept it?

@AwayDaysFB What do they expect? Give him a full salary when he can barely play football? Not to mention he was likely at fault for the crash.

Michail Antonio on the contract West Ham offered him when he was recovering from his car crash: “Karren Brady told me she’d offer £5k-a-week with the under-21s. I said, 'How can you offer that when the under-21s are on more than that and I’ve been at this club for 10 years?' Her response was, 'Well, they haven’t been in a car crash and shattered their leg." What an absolute horrid way to treat a club legend who had a life altering crash...

@FabrizioRomano Unai Emery:

🚨🔴🔵 Lucas Digne to Paris Saint-Germain, here we go! Verbal agreement done with the French left back. PSG already informed Aston Villa: they will pay the release clause after the World Cup, fee under €10m. 🇫🇷 Digne accepted role as Nuno Mendes’ backup at PSG. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

@bethTmufc Nmecha would be fire!

How would you order them from how much you want them from 1-4?

Manchester United play football again on Saturday. That is all.

Man Utd palming Garnacho off on Chelsea, using that money to steal one of their best young talents, then handing him Garnacho’s old shirt number… Elite level shithousery 👏🏼

Whatever dickhead put 35 million release clause for youri can fuck off

@centredevils Will be Mainoo and Tielemans at the beginning i think.

🚨🚨| Manchester United’s 2026-27 Starting XI, as it stands.

Anyone checked in on our Gabbs @talkSPORT 🤣🤣🤣

@markgoldbridge Rogers next. 🤣

Tielemans and Digne gone in the same day. Not a great start to the week for Villa fans but the transfer market is starting to motor

Dreams do come true. @04Andrey is proof of that 🔏

@ManUtd Welcome 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪 I feel this lad will be special.

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Andrey Santos. 🔴🇧🇷

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Leaked photo of Andrey Santos signing his Manchester United contract. — @SamC_reports

@wrightyavfc First Chelsea fans lost their minds, now Villa...

WHO THE FUCK PUT A 35 MILLION POUND RELEASE CLAUSE ON OUR BEST FUCKING PLAYER?!?!?!?!

@ClaretBluePod @johntownley11 🍻 cheers. 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

"Lads, I'm gonna have to interrupt you here... Man United are in advanced talks to sign Youri Tielemans" might be the worst thing @johntownley11 has ever said on a live podcast. #AVFC

@UTDKobi Its 35m mate, youre talking like we've wasted our budget on him only. There's likely a 3rd CM coming.

Youri Tielemans? Yeah, he’s a quality addition with plenty of experience, but I genuinely don’t know how to feel. I honestly think we should’ve signed him years ago. He’s 29 now and pushing 30, so it feels like we’re getting him later than we should have.

@UtdBart This isn't that type of midfielder, i'm hoping our third signing will be.

People told me we shouldn’t sign Wharton cos he’s not an energetic road runner but we go and spend £35m on 30 year old Tielemans instead.

Can we de-age Park Ji Sung? That's what the finishing piece of this United midfield needs to be... #MUFC | #ManchesterUnited