Fake Ray Fosse

Me thinking about this season

@925mlbfan No

@FakeFosse Ray, would you care to meet me at the trough?

Spent a hot afternoon at Carquinez Regional Shoreline. The weather app lied and said it would be cooler there.

@925mlbfan Puk no!

@FakeFosse I'm the worst.

Puk Off.

Waking up and remembering the Blue Jays series

I haven't had an A's baseball boyfriend since my heart was broken by the Yonder Alonso trade. I'm officially announcing that Yan Gomes is my rent-a-boyfriend for the remainder of the 2021 season.

In ordering NEW jerseys for Khris Davis I had forgotten (temporarily until reminded by you fans-thanks) about Rajai being #11. Total coincidence. They wear completely different sizes & customizations. And no we don’t keep jerseys around for re-use by new players. #Nottrue

Euphoria is Adam

@Athletics WELCOME BACK AUSTIN ALLEN!!!

We have selected DH Khris Davis and recalled C Austin Allen from AAA Las Vegas.

@MichelleyM Its hard not to cry tears of joy when you hear Austin Allen’s name

I'm not crying, you're crying! Narrator: They were all crying.

@925mlbfan @MichelleyM

You know something I can't fathom... people say getting a mild case of COVID is no big deal. A huge share of people I know who haven't been hospitalized - including vaxxed people - have lost their senses of taste and smell and maybe still don't have them back. THAT IS NOT MINOR

The A's have a two-game win streak! #Athletics #RiseAndGrind

We did it @Yan_AGomes

😞

YAN

Yan

@shawcochrane I will be enough

A one run lead won't be enough...