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Guy Smiley

@FakeGuySmiley

Fake Guy Smiley. Real New Mexico News Muppet. RTs usually = 😳. Sports fan. Chile lover. Romans 12:14

New Mexico, USA Katılım Kasım 2017
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Guy Smiley
Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@megataros Yeah? Welll… It’ll probably surprise you to learn that… Ummm, nevermind. 😂
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Megan A. Taros
Megan A. Taros@megataros·
Fun fact: If you tweet anything about Obsession, the most condescending person in the world will appear in your mentions
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ABQScanner@ABQScanner·
We cannot vote for Deb Halaand who removed the American identity while she was in DC. Vote for someone that HAS integrity and justice in his heart. Vote for Sam Bregman. bregmanfornm.com
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Guy Smiley
Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@KFOX14 Aberdeen, huh?! Ya don’t say. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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KFOX14 News
KFOX14 News@KFOX14·
An Aberdeen man has been charged with homicide by abuse and three additional crimes in connection with the death of his 4-year-old son, whose remains were discovered buried on property where the father lived after a monthslong investigation by police. bit.ly/4usO8b5
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Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@elpasotimes Probably have to drive to a Kroger. Or a WaWa. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@CrucesSunNews Last time I was down there, I don’t think Cruces’s had a Kroger. And, @USATODAY, I suspect they STILL don’t. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@ARCElPasoTV Except he’s already been found guilty. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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ARC El Paso
ARC El Paso@ARCElPasoTV·
A jury is deliberating Tuesday on whether a 19-year-old is guilty in the stabbing death of a Texas high school athlete during a track meet. bit.ly/4vB5Mdz
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Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@esidery Bettin’ he didn’t sleep through it! 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Evan Sidery@esidery·
The last time a United States President was at the NBA Finals was Barack Obama in 2019 for Raptors vs. Warriors. Donald Trump will become the first active president to attend a Finals game tonight.
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ARC El Paso
ARC El Paso@ARCElPasoTV·
President Donald Trump formally nominated Acting Attorney General Toss Blanche to fill the role permanently on Monday. Blanche has led the Department of Justice for the past two months since former Attorney General Pam Bondi was fired.bit.ly/43npIoq
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Alina
Alina@maga_alina47·
Raise your hand if you think Kristen Welker should be FIRED from NBC for being a Fake News Reporter
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Chris@Chris419255·
@DecisionDeskHQ Total disgrace And every line with a pea of brain knows it was rigged They don’t even hide it anymore
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Decision Desk HQ@DecisionDeskHQ·
DDHQ Race Update (est. 87% in): Los Angeles Mayor Primary Karen Bass (N): 250,871 (34.7%) Nithya Raman (N): 196,198 (27.1%) Spencer Pratt (N): 193,085 (26.7%)
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Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@CrucesSunNews I can almost picture all of the Las Crucens rushing out to their NEAREST WHITE CASTLE for one today! (In SCOTTSDALE!) Almost. 🤦🏽‍♂️ (Hope it’s worth their 400-mile drive.)
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Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@elpasotimes Posted at midnight, HOURS AFTER the race. Of course. Typical EP Times. Typical Gannett. Never one to sweat the details. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Guy Smiley@FakeGuySmiley·
@ARCElPasoTV 15 INCHES?! Down there in the desert?! 🌵 Lol! 🤦🏽‍♂️
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ARC El Paso
ARC El Paso@ARCElPasoTV·
⛈️Las Cruces and Mesilla remain under a flash flood warning until 10:15 p.m. Up to 15 inches of rain has fallen. Remember: turn around, don't drown.
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