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Due to new tariffs, the Crypto deadline is limited to pacific time and not AOE. Be careful when planning your submission. [Yet another reason not to write this pesky proof]

Happy new year. While 2026 is an rsa modulus, it is not a product of Sophie Germain primes so it's probably a bad idea to use it.

To celebrate the spirit of the season, we have decided to release our sieving algorithm.

Our teams of expert vibe coders managed to recover the name of the 3 winners: 1) a3f9c2b7e18d44f0 2) 7bd41e0ac99352ef 3) c84a1d6fe2039b7d Congrats to all of them!

Hey GPT @CryptoOrrDun how do I recover deleted crypto keys?

How many cryptographers are does it take to run a successful elections? N+1 where N is the numbers of shareholders needed to decrypt and 1 with backups of the keys "just in case" #TeamTencrede

@CryptoOrrDun They are both about recording rythm. Think of how often say: log a rythm..

@FakeIACR Well, after Eurocrypt in Denmark was postponed due to the Eurovision song contest, which, due to the bias, affected more the asymmetric cryptographers ...

PSA: I wish the current pope long and healthy life, at the same time, I would like to remind my fellow FSE 2025 participants, that FSE 2025 will take place in Rome, and having a new pope during the event will make hotel booking even more expensive. x.com/washingtonpost…

Because of new tariffs, submissions to crypto with a non US author have a 20% reduction to their page limit.

McEliece should join the united lattices and become independent from the oppressive code-based union.

Happy year sum_{i \in range(10)} i^3!

The FakeIACR test of time awards are attributed to UCSB for their wonderful hosting of crypto'09, and paving the way for years to come.

Being a cryptographer means being able to say "I'm not afraid of commitment" in a provable way.

I guess it's time to familiarize ourselves with GOST, Striborg, Kuznyechik and the like....

Asiacrypt: Allowing everybody to experience the joys of needing a visa to go to a conference.

Sorry, we're busy interning at NIST.

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Us: And here are my security proofs in appendices Reviewer 2: there is an error in game 3 Us: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check!

We're definitely losing something by not having iacr presidential debates abouts cats, aliens or blockchains. Luckily, the pqc competition got people running Cat on Kat...