Fake J.D. Greear

It’s been fun, my friends. J.D. out.

For people who believe dancing is a sin, we sure do make a lot of motions. #sbc21

The Chair recognizes the A/C guy. #sbc21

sorry meant to dm.

Hey @EdLitton we still on for the presidential mansion tour tomorrow y/n?

#sbc21 just got Lit(ton) 🔥

Also, you just touched your phone to read this. #sbc21

Thanks to @drjamesmerritt for leading 20k people to join hands to celebrate the end of a contagious, highly virulent global pandem...oh wait. #sbc21

BREAKING: committee to present Resolution 9 3/4, in which two immovable opinions shoot right past each other. #sbc21

Welcome one and all to the Superspreader Baptist Convention! #sbc21

#SBC21: Baptists, bachelorette parties, and beefs as far as the eye can see.

It's #Pentecost Sunday! Or as Baptists call it: Sunday.

When @drmoore walks into his house tonight:

Still can't believe that @PaulTripp owned me in our recent rap battle.

“He is not here!“ works for a Resurrection Sunday greeting or basically any Sunday when trying to figure the whereabouts of our youth pastor.

To be clear: my vaccine included the Moderna trial AND blood donated from my student pastor. I'm now inoculated from both covid and waking up before noon.

Because I am a president for all the people, I will be receiving a more socially-acceptable injection later today:

The shot heard 'round the world.

I told you we should've launched a pre-emptive strike on the Pentecostals. #MarchMadness