Fake J.D. Greear

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Fake J.D. Greear

Fake J.D. Greear

@FakeJDGreear

Author of the fifth Gospel. (Available on Amazon)

Durham-Raleigh, NC Katılım Kasım 2009
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It’s been fun, my friends. J.D. out.
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For people who believe dancing is a sin, we sure do make a lot of motions. #sbc21
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Thanks to @drjamesmerritt for leading 20k people to join hands to celebrate the end of a contagious, highly virulent global pandem...oh wait. #sbc21
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BREAKING: committee to present Resolution 9 3/4, in which two immovable opinions shoot right past each other. #sbc21
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Welcome one and all to the Superspreader Baptist Convention! #sbc21
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#SBC21: Baptists, bachelorette parties, and beefs as far as the eye can see.
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“He is not here!“ works for a Resurrection Sunday greeting or basically any Sunday when trying to figure the whereabouts of our youth pastor.
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To be clear: my vaccine included the Moderna trial AND blood donated from my student pastor. I'm now inoculated from both covid and waking up before noon.
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Because I am a president for all the people, I will be receiving a more socially-acceptable injection later today:
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