Jumpman Impersonator

@meerkat_ink @shroomdukem @YouTube Literal Right Hand Man:

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@DoodyStreams Who’s the “we” and “our”?

I can confirm two things 1) he flew out alone. 2) He did not pay for his ticket.

@BroSydePhil Phil has been missing the attention that has been going to Jeremy 🤣

This comment has a lot of merit. Darziak said in the chats he was running what amount to psy-ops to get heat off Phil. Dragon fucker could be doing it here too.

@MeowBlocks Hopefully this serves as a cautionary tale to @CEOLummox 🤣

Not only that, but while he was doing literally every single thing for your stream, he still spoke to you the way a real true friend speaks to friends and respectfully called you out on the bullshit you were doing. Dude was genuinely trying to get you to be a better person lmfao

My biggest takeaway from the whole thing As dumb as this makes darziak look, dsp, you had someone telling you right to your face that they were autistic and going through some tough times/struggling And you still went out of your way to take advantage and then throw him away

@TheRealDashFir1 @dickstrokinphil Word travels fast! 🤣

Things have already got back to lummox, this is from his latest video

@aishahhasnie @IMS I’m jealous of a brick…

What’s faster than a DC news cycle? We are LIVE at @IMS SATURDAY Noon-2pm!!! 🏁🏁🏁

@InAnOtterPlace @Khatspergers

@Khatspergers The State Anthem of the Soviet Union is a banger. Easy top 3 best national anthems.

"offending people is fun" - the annoying kid in class who randomly plays the USSR anthem because he thinks its funny

@InAnOtterPlace It actually makes me sad… listen to the desperation in her voice and the look on her face, knowing that her pig husband would rather waste all their money on pulls instead of a happy honeymoon trip. And now he says that she doesn’t want to go to Japan? What a piece of shit!

I always laugh when it takes her 5 seconds to say Tokyo with absolutely no enthusiasm at all

@DavidPBurnell @Iveega That actually enhances his image with the dents…

Allow me to reveal why the driving wheel is never coming back. Credit: @Iveega

@ThatBeing_Said It gets worse when you consider that Kat also went on the recent trip to CT. Meaning all the talk about Jasper preventing them from going to Japan is bullshit.

At this point almost every “detractor meme” Is something DSP just literally forgot saying in the past and now claims to not be true or that he never said it

@BustinCider888 @ThatBeing_Said “our trip” - Kat went too! I thought Jasper couldn’t be left in the Snort Fort!

@ThatBeing_Said CT trip confirmed

@DiscussingFilm Sounds familiar…

Tom Hardy has been fired from ‘MOBLAND’ and won't return for Season 3. He allegedly clashed with producers after being consistently late to set and attempting to give notes & change dialogue on the series. (Source: puck.news/newsletter_con…)

@JGAnno24 I wonder if @DavidPBurnell’s new website has put more scrutiny on the whales that they want to avoid… 🤣 Still, he tends to hit his non-goals when he plays games for children… 🤡

That was a stream week for DSP. While we will benefit from an extended detox, I do wonder if DSP will squirm because he just continues to miss the totally not real goal? The struggle to hit the goal must be annoying him as he continues to require a Whale drop and sometimes that hasn't been enough for some streams. This continues to raise all sorts of questions as to what is happening with his support. He continues to say that he's doing great and all the usual cope bullshit but the reality must be more chilling to him. DSP shakes so much more in that chair, especially during periods where no money comes in - it's just not normal. Just to remind folks, the original goal was based on Tips alone and was as low as $50 for that sweet instant cash. When the Casino Arc hit, he was a pig in shit when he was scooping up the $150+ in Tips but also the massive Kick drops of cash. Once he merged the goal - something that I would say was a parting troll suggestion by PPP back in 2024 - he set himself for failure the day support would falter. I would theorize his spending and lifestyle were raised dramatically and the delay in access to the majority of the revenue because it comes in through Youtube must be bothering him a lot. That's probably why he goes on bitchfests about Kick support, especially that epic one this week. While Kick isn't instant, it is about as instant as it comes by being a weekly drop of cash plus a few bucks from their partner program. So where are we this week for the numbers for the Tips and Youtube side? Well, it wasn't good. Regardless of the stream week being shorter, the support seemingly crashed out in a way that was just wild. The first thing is the Tips dropped back to roughly what we might consider normal these days. However, they were only at the numbers seen because of what was likely three or so people which is just a disaster. The Youtube support was a mixed bag with Super Chats more or less being roughly about normal before NSRV decided to do whatever he was doing. NSRV seemingly just stopped sending money. I'm not sure what to make of it but it dashed my theory that his drops of cash were tied to a biweekly paycheck. Perhaps he is simply broke and the folks that egged him on to dump cash did a lot of harm to his finances. Otherwise, the other part of his Youtube support was the memberships and they completely tanked. Luna better step it up to keep that mod badge. Now, let's talk Kick. Holy shit, that was a disaster for DSP. While we can say probably two or so sock accounts are behind the majority of the Kick Bits - who knows if they are the same person - the Subs have fucking plummeted to Earth in what is the worst Kick support ever for him. I mean, 9 Kick Subs? That's it? My goodness, that's just bad. Did Lance and UrFtrStepdad decide to start withholding or are they broke? Even when the Casino did a small segment on DSP Wednesday night, no Subs were given. For the same stream week in 2025, he received 114 Kick Subs which would roughly be a 92% crash in 2026. Worse, in May 2026, he's taken in 155 Kick Subs so far while May 2025 saw him at 398 Kick Subs at this point. However, the bulk of the 155 Kick Subs was basically about, what, four people with one of them being troll drops and the other being DrLexus that fell for the drama bullshit lure with Quartering content from DSP. This is dire and probably why DSP wants to get React content going to try and milk that dumb fuck. I fully expect DSP to turbo sperg about Kick support Sunday through Tuesday for his next stream week. Whatever organic support he has simply can't hit his merged goal without some form of Divine Whale Intervention - well, usually anyway. When he still can't hit it with a Whale drop, that must freak DSP out. Also, edited content wasn't his Lazarus to revive his dead channel and hopefully flood in new organic support. I think he would never bother starting a fresh channel that would have a chance because he wouldn't make anything on it because it would take time to get monetized. DSP is basically wasting money on a bullshit enterprise of edited content. I also think shit continues to get worse regarding cost of living and all that which is seeing more and more folks cut back on entertainment. I have to imagine we reached a point that some of these folks have started to keep their Velcro Wallets closed. This is just putting probably the most insane weight on whatever is left of his Whales to decide it is a wise investment to sustain another man's life in a Gated Community so he can piss their money away on probably Amazon and Door Dash. Heck, we even seen 3rd string wannabe Whales like Guitarplayer throw pittance drops lately. GG guys, you certainly are winning at life if you think you're owning the trolls by wasting your money. 😂 If anyone has their own thoughts about what is happening with DSP's support drops, please reply and share.

💸 DSP Stream Week May 17th through 21st 💸 Tips: $481 - 34.01% ⬇️ WoW YT SC: $776 (~$543 after fees) - 2.83% ⬆️ WoW YT Members: 20 / $80 (~$56 after fees) - 62.96% ⬇️ WoW Kick Subs: 9 / $45 (~$42 after fees) - 89.02% ⬇️ WoW Kick Bits: $122 - 6.15% ⬇️ WoW

@poems_past Complains about Kick “acting like children”. This after opening Pokémon cards and playing Lego Batman.

If you ever wondered why he lets Kick go nuts, says he is ok with it, but then randomly starts saying Kick is a problem out of nowhere. This is why. They are an out. Low support, failed games, things going wrong on stream etc etc They exist to be a fall guy to excuse bad content and bad choices and create a “us vs them” scenario so he can try getting YouTube “on his side” by supporting and teaching them a lesson

@InAnOtterPlace Peak thumbnail 🤣

Least supported stream of the year mention! 🚨

@InAnOtterPlace I snort in your general direction!

January 2024 - Kat herself saying she wants to go to Japan. I’d forgotten how awkward these streams were

It’s a “detractor misconception” that Kat wants to go to Japan, and it was something they talked about 5 years ago and isn’t the case anymore. Yet here’s 3 recent clips of DSP saying Kat wants to go to Japan Bonus - look at how much is cut out of his uploads and how badly

Side comment… Seeing these two clips side by side….man…he looks so much healthier 7 months ago.

Tonight ~Vs~ 7 months ago

@ThatBeing_Said I love how Grok adds Phil’s age in the summary… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

FUCK👏YOU👏ASMON👏GOALS👏ARE👏BACK

@poems_past It was for leaving in that flex at the end of the video… 🤣

I wondered why I was getting so many people following suddenly (hi btw) Then I noticed it… He’s back in the X news section again 😂

@InAnOtterPlace “Things have changed”. What exactly has changed, Philip? Did you pignotize Kat into no longer wanting to leave the Snort Fort?