Fake Eric Kamler

After such a successful reign of draining the swamp in Geneva, ending the Goat Wars, and speaking with with Nebraskans like Chuck, I’m considering an exploratory committee for Governor! #FakeKamler2022

Sheep-The DANGEROUS cousin of goats...DONT EVER TRUST A SHEEP EITHER! #GoatWars #NeverForget #FillmoreCountyStrong

Any drones flying into our air space and within range of our tank and other outpost stations along The Wall will face utter and total annihilation. You’ve been warned Goat Lords.

These acts of terror on our people will not be tolerated. Just one hour ago, I authorized the Geneva Air Defense and Millard Fillmore’s 34th Air Battalion the full use of any and all lethal force necessary to defend the kingdom.

Despite relative recent peace with the Goat Lords of Fairmont following their epic defeat last year, tonight they have violated the 2019 Geneva Convention Peace Treaty with the launch of an aggressive invasion of drones into sovereign Geneva air space.

Happy one year to this current Mayor.

#KeepGenevaGreat #KGG

🎵DUH DUH DUH DUN DA DUN, DUN DA DUN🎵

Thank you! @lauren_amcc

Exciting interview speaking about the YUGE success of the arrival of Runza Rex to the community. Stay tuned!

Don’t worry people, Runza Rex has been genetically modified to only eat things covered in ranch - No threat of risk of residents being eaten, if they adhere to the strict “No bathing in ranch dressing” city mandate. We are now entering a new era for Geneva! #MakeGenevaGreatAgain

Fantastic News: Runza Rex has reached peak physical shape and is being transported to the newly completed paddock after a very successful #infrastructureweek!

Also, tremendous work is being done on the outside Tiki Bar - it takes a lot of taste-testing (done by yours truly) to refine the recipes, and bringing them to a very high standard!

Much of the paddock being built at the Runza Rex Complex is a complete demolition and rebuilding of old and worthless barriers with a brand new Wall and footings. Problem is, the Haters say that is not a new Wall, but a renovation. Wrong, and we must build where most needed....

As the Best Mayor in America, I completely agree!

Under my Administration, we are restoring our greatness by the construction of the Runza Rex paddock. I am updating my budget to include an additional $1.6 fillion so that we can return to Greatness in a BIG WAY! 🦖 #MakeGenevaGreatAgain

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made at The Overtime Bar & Grill! #MakeGenevaGreatAgain

Airlifting to Mar-a-Lago West to consume many, many cocktails in the name of Cinco de Mayo! #MakeGenevaGreatAgain