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Sans undertale: hehe kid i kinda have depression and mask it behind my cheeerful goof persona Sans deltarune

crying

Retconned

Some of y’all think a 7/10 is a negative score and I can’t prove it but it’s definitely the school system’s fault

how mfs look at you when you break your spear during the mammoth hunt:

@tloz_queen I remember seeing theories that tauro was an abandoned male gerudo after ganondorf ruined the gerudo's belief in the males being their destined rulers. That's about it though

*A male Gerudo is born every 100 years* Me: Okay, let's go through the list of all the male Gerudo who ever existed in the series. 1. Ganondorf (oh wait, that's literally it. That's the list.)

Have you ever seen a bull this red?

@The_Varking Do men get infected too? Or do they just get pounded to death

A chart, explaining what is currently known about the virus.

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

How it feels to get into Deadlock after a month of it being out

@Tychodragonfan @GuGi263 It's not coloured like a bearded dragon at all though. It's grey and pink

@GuGi263 He thinks its another dragon and trying to mate with it. The colour is probably confused him into thinking it’s a female.

The lizard and his favorite sock.

#pokemon im out of captions