Pittsburgh Pirates

Big news coming out of Pitt, @GareDR333 is causing waves

@jjguemes_mlr No one cares about facts

@FakeRBallBuccos we played you in two close games last year, and were 3-3 against nl central (which is good compared to 3-7 against others lol)

#nlcentral is popping again, so much fun. @FakeRBallBuccos have become enemy #2 after the cubs for repeated use of full-team pings and other abuses

Cubs rn

New pitching diva @PieanatorMLR reportedly hung up the bullpen phone mid-conversation when Dylan was trying to bring him in. More to come

Insider sources from the MiLR Min-Pit stadium has a unique design, design still needs some more work currently

@Mylograms Hey son

Finished a wholeass eggroll by myself today, so from now on ill only respond when you call me the man

@RealFakeBJs Thanks for the tag, internal rumblings are that @GareDR333 only got to bat due to the Bruins SCF loss.

My apologies, @FakeRBallBuccos

An HRD victory is a victory nonetheless! Ya Jays beat the @FakeRBallSuccos in a home run derby! #GetJayedOnATechnicality

@RealFakeBJs is that lock-down closer in yet? #GoBucYourself

@RealFakeBJs I missed this, why does every other team have terrible media managers?

@FakeRBallBuccos It may or may not have had something to do with that. It may or may not have had something to do with taping a shank to his horse's nose. Until the High Council reconvenes in August, LDBIV and the Jays cannot discuss it.

2-Run double chases the @RealFakeBJs out of the game. No outs, down 4-2 with a runner on second. #GoBucYourself #WeWantTheBirdman

@RealFakeBJs I heard that's because your name was too long, I wonder if someone on the voting committee had this exact player in mind. #GetProposaled

@FakeRBallBuccos That's big talk while you're still down two with Lord Dennis Birdington IV (no longer Esquire, legally can't discuss it) coming into the game. Looks you guys are #GettingJayed

Did you know we got a bye in September Sadness, or atleast the next best thing. @RealFakeBJs

@mynxmarj_MLR It would have helped if you atleast used yellow and black, why would we want light blue sweaters?

@FakeRBallBuccos Jerseys didn't fit over them was an issue. Also, Bock skimped on the yarn. #acryllicsdontbreath

Rumors circulating a major point of discord (get it?) with the @FakeRBallBuccos was Bock constantly knitting sweaters for teammates and their subsequent not wearing of them. Players argued it was the #fakesummer and way too #fakehot for sweaters

JJ coming off the bench early to pinch hit, hope he can get this squad going!

Just kidding, game was called in the 5th because the umps couldn't ping the right people.

On to the 6th against the Expos, huge game for both teams. Bock pulls us within 1 following his 2nd dinger of the game.

@SinkingShipIndy @JacksonMcCann @AverageJoesIndy Gladly, drinks are cheaper here too!

@JacksonMcCann @AverageJoesIndy You should go there

@AverageJoesIndy is more of a Hockey bar than @SinkingShipIndy #playoffs #soundbars

Just in: Pirates get the shaft, heard that before?