Fake Slide Pilsner

@dominick_cobb_ Do you send good reels?

Who wants to follow me on insta

@mayisupercool Word choice is powerful

Pt absolutely obliterated my legs, walking back home rn like I was raped the night before

@codycoreburner There’s also no way someone titled this “BV lost a soldier”

A dude kills himself and you’re commenting on his 15 year old girlfriend’s boobs thats so ferda bro🤙🤙🔥🔥🔥 #NUKE yourself

@glindagoes So you did want things to get serious?

This guy just told me If I want things to stop being casual I have to stop doing drugs and stop texting guys on twitter. I Immediately blocked him.

This girl attempted to guilt trip me to take her on a shopping spree. I’m too smart for that.

@tammyluvbutt You like feet?

Boys in flip flops. Lickin my chops

@Shaynagillis Fuck I got lil bro’d already I thought we were mutuals

@FakeSlideP Happy to make a fans day

Wow a funny account has noticed me hopefully this means my content is half decent. Welcome @Shaynagillis

@NotHankDave You’re only 10?

US Presidents of my lifetime, ranked:

@destroyjoanly Nice to meet you 👋🏻

@racksfat25 @JackedonDaniels @LSUfootball They have to pay for his medication

@JackedonDaniels @LSUfootball How tf would the boosters know this😭😭

Wow Lane Kiffin already making a name for himself in the swamp @LSUfootball #Dawg

@destroyjoanly They hate Shai because he’s one the best in the league #ballknowledge

@Shaynagillis Wow bro got an appetite because he quit consuming nicotine

Bulking method?

@mollypercocet69 Live stream and hopefully enough people watch so it blows up

How do I party as a job

@CFBTalkDaily Heavy bias putting the soup can above James Franklin also

Josh Heupel and Clark Lea above James Franklin brother😂😂😂

@girlinterrupts9 Not in this scenario if the are still doing things it’s very rare

Debate: can you be friends with someone you had sex with?

@BurnerTJustice @Kimmyhed694 Bc sheriff you don’t want the husband knowing you got a copy

@Kimmyhed694 Cc me on that

Took nudes on the computer for the husband and going to email them #expand

@fuckyoufukyou I think it’s still working… so not sure if the deleting it worked

Just deleted my twitter account.

@Shaynagillis Nah you just get followers because people know you’re a girl tbh you don’t even need to thirst trap

400 followers in a month without thirst trapping. Did I complete the impossible?

@MorganSchoell What does skim coating mean?

I’m so hungry I could eat up skim coating