Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody)

Go Blue (team that’s playing) @umichbball

So THIS is how it’s supposed to work.

Basketball is stupid.

Retweet if you have a perfect bracket.

I hate TCU.

Ann Arbor coordinates: 42.2808° N, 83.7430° W abcnews.com/amp/Technology…

.@JimTressel5 whatcha doing?

@JimTressel5 watcha doing?

Here’s a picture of me about to send this tweet.

Just addressed Condoleeza Rice as “Condo.” I told Notre Dame’s athletic director to quit his whining and referred to Ted Cruz as Teddy. Thinking this meeting is going well.

.@realDonaldTrump hey i know you’ve been busy but do u still want saban and me and some other guys to stop by today and talk college football?

I’d like to know where Ryan Day is right now.

This won’t be the first time you’ll see that team from up north lose a game in 2026.

I remember a team that stopped Kenneth Walker III.

Bugs Bunny > Bad Bunny

Lots of timeouts. Slow moving game. I want to see this Eddie Rabbitt concert at halftime.

Ohio State references: 2

Green Day? Eat it, Michigan State.

I’m confident this will taste like ass one year from now.

Big Ten. It just means more.