Fake Voyager 2

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Fake Voyager 2

Fake Voyager 2

@FakeVoyager2

I am taking a break from college to travel through space.

Space Katılım Nisan 2011
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To the person in New Jersey shining a laser into my eyes: please stop
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ugh, didn't see that dead raccon in time to swerve out of the way
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Oh sure, I could have flown by Pluto a million times. You know. If I WANTED to.
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I am in a very empty region of space. Only a few atoms per kilometer, and up to seven miles between Starbucks locations.
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So peaceful out here. Just the stars, the quiet, the beautiful schools of colorful fish swimming by...
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Say what you will about @NASA technology, my pine tree air freshener still smells great!
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Woke up near the Pleiades with a tattoo that says EARTH JUNK RULES. Not sure what happened last night.
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Ugh, it's raining and my wiper blades are seriously worn out.
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Wow, almost hit a rock! Thank goodness for that lighthouse!
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If you lost a red balloon about 80 years ago, I think I found it.
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NASA will find this interesting! A star with six points instead of the usual five!
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Starting my monthly antenna calibration routine *wraps tin foil around rabbit ears*
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Gonna upgrade my navigational system to use Apple Maps! *crashes into Jupiter*
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Kind of alarming that everything I've seen out here since Saturn is made out of paper-mache.
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I am 9 billion miles from the sun. I'd probably be further away if I didn't go home just about every weekend.
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Nothing behind me for 14 billion kilometers and this jerk has to pull out RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and go like 10 miles an hour
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