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“I had that in one of my brackets,” says local fascinating man. More at 11.

Chartiers Creek naturally green today, local officials say. More at 11.

Whitehall man going a little harder this year after 23andMe confirmed his 1.7% Irish ancestry. More at 11.

White Oak man without power attempts to turn on lights to find flashlight. More at 11.

Is it disheartening that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl with elite defense, a strong running game, and a rehabilitated QB — the same approach the Steelers have been floundering with for years now? The answer in sports.

Could you imagine? The answer at 11.

“Gooby dooby fling flam jing jam,” said Paula White-Cain in closing. More at 11.

Ousted Kristi Noem already working on beggar cosplay. More at 11.

Like it or not, Aaron Rodgers is the only quarterback capable of leading the Steelers to a first-round playoff loss. More in sports.

We hardly Jon-knew ye! Right? Right, guys? The answer in sports.

Why is shit so fucking hard? The answer at 11.

Fox Weather says to look for rainy weather Tuesday followed by the glorious return of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Wednesday. More at 11.

“What a shit vertical,” says horizontal man. More in sports. #NFLCombine2026

What would you prefer? The results at 11.

@RickyDerVanik No, that’s ridiculous. It will be the Steve Ass Booth. More at 11.

@Fake_KDKA Are you saying there is going to be a Steve Blass booth at cheerleaders???

Coming soon to Cheerleaders. More at 11.

“We just couldn’t find a way around Connor Hellebuyck’s giant testicles.” More in sports.

U.S. guaranteed a point. More in sports.

“I wish I was still young enough to kick some Iranian ass,” says local man who easily could have served in Iraq or Afghanistan but didn’t. More at 11.

Can Eat’n Park sell this legally? The answer at 11.