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Britain heading back to work tomorrow like

"Just trust me" says the Attorney General of the US

Don't miss our exclusive interview with famed actress Lorraine Kelly on how she gets into character as 'Lorraine Kelly' bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

Smaug to be evicted from Lonely Mountain as it turns out he’s been sleeping on now worthless pound sterling bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

Tim Apple joins Jeff Everything and Donald Bullshit for billionaire’s dinner at the White House bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

BREAKING: MPs in the House of Commons vote, by a majority of 414 to 201, to eat it too bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

BREAKING: MPs in the House of Commons vote, by a majority of 347 to 303, to have cake bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

Weatherman forecasts rain, deletes social media after twitterstorm brands him "Project Fear" bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

Incredibly impressed that @spectator are now publishing articles in the future !

Seven Mps to split from Labour to focus on solo projects, fans are devastated bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

Angela Smith apologises gracefully for referring to BAME individuals as having a “funny tinge”. For whatever reason, the MP for Penistone knows how damaging a slip of the tongue can be.

BREAKING: Corbyn unveils new-look Labour Party.

Making a free trade deal with outer space should be the easiest in human (or other) history. bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

CERN announce new bigger collider so that they can ‘have another go’ at planet-destroying black hole bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

Post Burns Night discussions with Parliament did not go well.

Dyson to relocate company headquarters to opposite world. bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…

Picture the scene. It’s 11:56pm tonight. Brady saunters through the door of Number 10 as Theresa May, half-empty bottle of Pinot Grigio tucked under her right arm, shouts with glee “WILL THE REAL GRAHAM BRADY PLEASE STAND UP”

A referendum is to be held to determine whether the UK should have a second referendum. bbench.co.uk/single-post/20…