Juan Picón Alonso

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war. The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started. Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous. If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Me jode que, cuando hago chistes sobre la Semana Santa y los fachas me dicen que no me atrevo con el Islam, no se den cuenta de que yo también me atengo al principio de “Prioridad nacional”

When your male friend has been radicalised

No había visto esto, es sublime. 🥰

Esta escena de Aquí no hay quien viva es historia de España 😂😂😂

si no hace esto después d besarme no lo quiero

los memes en portugués son otro nivel de humor

Yesterday I noticed the office printer was working perfectly, which raised my suspicion immediately. I checked the logs and saw someone had cleared a paper jam at 3:12 p.m. No ticket, no Slack, no communication. Just silent action. I asked the office if anyone had fixed it. Everyone looked confused except one employee, who stared at his laptop a little too hard. I pulled him aside afterward. He admitted he unjammed it because “it was right there” and “took five seconds.” I told him unilateral problem-solving disrupts our culture of collaboration and that he needed to go through the right channels if he wanted to take on a new project outside of his job description. He said he didn’t realize fixing things was a chain-of-command issue. I told him everything is a chain-of-command issue. I wrote down “rogue operational autonomy” and locked the printer tray.

I love this extension but I always get jumpscared by it when sending an email

José Elías, para @partidazocope 🎙️”Me vino el pequeño el otro día pidiéndome un gato. Le tuve que explicar que un gato no te da rentabilidad. Solo caga y existe. Y una vez entiendes eso, entiendes todo. En vez de comprarte un gato, te voy a meter 10€ al S&P 500. “Eres el mejor, papá” Me dijo. Verle sonreír no tiene precio”

Han regulado antes el chat del lol que el precio de la vivienda, get psoed

Me duele este país

@Emilymia92 @En_jupiter_ Solo con hacer RT ya cuenta porque me stalkeas

@En_jupiter_ @Fakinamo No me has etiquetado

This is what users do when you create an intuitive UI. 😴

Van a conseguir que The Boys parezca una serie mala por no ajustarse lo suficientemente a la realidad.