𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩
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𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩
@FallarborBorn
ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ꜰʟᴜᴛᴇ? ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴅᴏ ɪꜱ ᴡᴀʟᴋ 12,485 ᴍᴏʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴇᴘꜱ!


“ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖘 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖑𝖊𝖋𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖗. ”




[MABOSSTIFF TACKLED THE DOOR DOWN!] AUNCAUNCAUNCAUNCAUNC!





𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙄𝙎 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝘼𝙔𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇.



Does your partner like it when you give them nicknames of their name? Because I've tried and they're all awful. It makes you sound like an out-of-touch married couple that were built to embarrass your kids. Or students? ♡ Dismissive hand wave! ♡ Either way, it doesn't work.


MY HOMEWORK HAS BEEN TURNED IN.... MY WILL HAS BEEN SERVED TO THE GOODRA FRIENDS...... MY POKÉMON ARE SAFE IN THE POKÉMON CENTER...... AND ANOTHER WOMAN IS SAVED FROM THE CLUTCHES OF A CHEATING MAN........UNCESTOR'S CLOCK HAS RUN OUT...... AND SO HAS MINE.... BYYYYYEEEUUUHHH!!!!!


Yeets the diamond f̶o̶o̶l̶ leader into a black hole.





