Sampo Koski, Masked Fool

┏━━━━━•❤•━━━━━┓ How're you gonna win if you don't take any risks? 💣 not new to verse/character 💣 9+ years RP experience 💣 Multiship 💣 Mostly SFW 🔄 and ❤are Appreciated! ┗━━━━━•💣•━━━━━┛

@LandauShield I dont mix work with leisure my dear Geppie~ I just wanted to give a little heads up that your afternoon will be busy.

@FallaxCupidon Oh my— Then by all means, if they are messing with children, best we get involved as soon as possible Shall we discuss the plans during our lunch?

...well I can't manwhore, manipulate, or mansplain my way out of this one. [Counting the credits, rocks, buttons, and tiny toy animals he pulled from his pockets. Six coins, two rocks, three buttons, four plastic fish, and a single tiny horse.] Is manslaughter worth lunch?

@LandauShield They just know I'll be dropping in today, no one likes dealing with morning appointments anyway. But, you'll be looking at a crime that will get these guys off the streets for good. I set it up when I saw them bribing the Moles with candy. Dont mess with my kids.

@FallaxCupidon Hmm... Best not stir up much trouble then if it'll ruin our lunch date

@LandauShield They wouldn't have any solid proof of a crime until after the meeting, which would be reported by a good Samaritan.

@FallaxCupidon . . . Do I or my guards need to worry about your clients?

@LandauShield I can do that if I lay low near you~ I could honestly use a little break, I dont want to see my next clients...

@FallaxCupidon [ he gave a small smile ] Suppose I still need to learn when you are joking or not- Please keep your nose clean until lunch, or I fear it may become a trap-

@LandauShield I'm joking dearest, I would never think you would do that to me. You're far too honest to play dirty like that.

@FallaxCupidon I- [ a heavy sigh ] Truly do you think I would make a lunch date a trap?

@LandauShield Ah, be still my fragile heart~ you know just how to lure me in. I don't have an active warrant, do I? I should hate for this lovely get together be a trap~!

@FallaxCupidon Of course it's a lunch date, my dear What else could it possibly be?

アッハの立ち絵にいるあの財布、サンポぽくて好き

@TRAlIBIAZE if you ask her nicely

Chat do you think she'll let me use her chest as a road for my hot wheels and tech decks

@LandauShield Aw~ whats the point in making my arrest easy for you? Its no fun for either of us and its so rare these days! Is this a lunch date perchance ~?

@FallaxCupidon Please— The only time you are a bother is when you make it difficult to cuff you . . . And even then it's not so much of a bother as it makes my day that much brighter Come find me in the courtyard, I'll have our lunch ready

@LandauShield Oh Gepard~ You would really buy me lunch? I would really like a reuben sandwich and some fries... I'm sorry to bug you about this dear.

@FallaxCupidon . . . Sampo— You can always just ask me to buy us lunch I much prefer that than having to cuff you for attempting murder for a sandwhich

Sparxlings, I've kept you waiting~ 🤍 Behold! Sparxie's strawpage!! Link: sparxielol.straw.page

𝐈 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 '͟𝐓͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐈͟𝐋͟𝐁͟𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐙͟𝐄͟'͟ 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐑͟𝐎͟𝐀͟𝐃͟!

@TRAlIBIAZE 🌸 doing what I can to help ♡

@FallaxCupidon / ur the GOAT tysm

/ have u guys been getting those "interact with this tweet or you'll have a terrible month/year!"?? Sometimes I like the post cuz I'm like what if they're a wizard and they know who to curse

I dont think my hysterectomy got all the bits.

異星にいこうね #sampard #サンジェパ

howliet.⠀ hey ........... hi. 😼😼😼😼😼 ( if this flops i'm flinging him off the tallest building )

ゆめかわってこういう感じで合ってます❓❓❓

poor sampo #honkaistarrail #sampokoski #hook

It has been 1050 days without 5* sampo

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