Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ

𝔸𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕙𝕙𝕙... - ʀᴘɪɴɢ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ - ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ - ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ, ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ, ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ - ɴᴏɴ-ʟᴇᴡᴅ - ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀ/ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ - ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ - ʀᴛꜱ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ...ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕡.

The perfect combo.

Boobabs.

Trying to steal my social security.

Dear diary, Today I didn't fall down the stairs, someone else did. It was technically my fault, but they deserved it, so I think it evens out in the name of karma. Maybe Chinese food for dinner. Ye.

That was one of the worse reasons, yeah.

... I've been dated for worse reasons.

You never told me you learned that. How'd it go?

He DID try when I said "Buckendipity."

That's not a very "friendly-neighborhood" attitude.

My eyes are heavy and I'm tired of de-tangling cables that weren't tangled when I plugged them into stuff.

Since when?

What am I missing out on?

Like I said. Smart.

It smelled like pigeons on Tuesday.

Why does my apartment smell like cats? I don't even have cats.

I'm smart 6 out 7 days unless it's leap year.

I feel like they collected the wrong Hawkeye.

Don't blame me for your choice of alias.

You're 𝙖 Titanium-Alloy Man.

Captain Patriotism Titanium-Alloy Man Norse God Green Anger but with science Green Anger but with legal degree Robotbird December Warboy Hawkeye Arachno-Pyjamas The Great Wizardo Crimson Magician Titanium-Alloy Man's Friend Size Change Man Black Widow Density Changer