Todd “The Answer” Goldshmidt

How did y’all allow this shit !!!! #XGamesAspen

Ai is for pussies (Allen iverson the goat chill) I’m still using prehistoric limestone loamy shale clay mix to scan my pdfs and do calculus 😂😂😂😂😂

Just ate the promotional Kia summer sales event 77 percent off 18 days late 12 for 2 dollar ribeye steak sandwhich and I can’t feel the left side of my face anymore #NewBacteriaLoading

I’m gonna buy all the plan B in America and then resell it at the triple the cost!

I got 8 slim white kids in backwards angels hats ready to peel your eyelids off at the slightest inconvenience.

Call my paper a weeble wobble the way it lean one way or another but never falls down. (This shit made sense in my head)

Just absolutely noteMogged the shit out of the Ai’s in my eco class. Get up twin cuz I’m a pencilmaxxed papercell 😂😂😂😂😂 #NeedBridge

Had a dream that I was the goat then I realized I haven’t slept in 6 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #FrightClub #Lobsterrrrrr

“Would you love me if I was a centipede” like duhhh bitch den you would have 100 feet 😂😂😂 #NeedMoreToes

Played chess with the hooker then brought her to meet my parents

Fighting melatonin like a quaalude #WolfOfBallStreet

A bit of insider trading, I would buy stock in me now #PriceWentUp #WBOTY

Peacock is a fucking piece of shit streaming service that was created for the sole purpose of of juicing my pockets fucking barren. Tod is HOT tonight, ARGHHHHHHHHH #SwitchEmDown

Wally Szczerbiak is a fucking prick bastard

Uhhhhh Jarvis blow my head clean off my spinal cord thank you

@LegsSteak I will boil you alive

@FamousMilker420 Bro can you stop yapping this shit geeked as hell

How did y’all allow this shit !!!! #XGamesAspen

A squirrel trying to find a nut ???? More like my nuts just trying to find a squirrel #expand

I'm so happy my daughter is having a wonderful time at college. I hope she's doing well #nikkiCapocci

Just crawled out my cryochamber ready to trade commodities and snort all sorts of shit. Lock in. #expand? #shrink? #AStrangeThirdThing?

@thepring13 Excellent couldn’t think of a better day, enjoy.

@FamousMilker420 Todd, I’m having a day, won some money playing pull tabs, had a few brews and a burger. Now enjoying some MLB back at the hotel. Godspeed, Gary

What’s the play here guys. Expand, shrink, vaporize? I think it’s pretty neat. Had a beer and admired it for a few minutes

Fuck a whiteboy Wednesday it’s white boy mellenia #CornerThree #BangBang