Adam Fritz

I love this game.

Bring Bully Beatdown back, only this time it’s aging pro fighters beating the ever living shit out of influencers. This is a guaranteed winner and would heal the country.

@MrSantiZap "You tapped out" 😮‍💨

FOR A VIDEO What were the WORST WWE booking decisions in 2025? I will pick a bunch of yours to comment on in a video later this week (A Photo with your response will help you get picked) Disclaimer: Your username WILL appear in the video

@SeanRossSapp How do I get this to my guy?

@EliteClubS0B Cody's ear rushed it

What are your thoughts on the ending? Did you like it or not? #ThankYouCena | #SNME

@WrestleOps Rushed due to Cody's ear

Overall thoughts on the finish to Cody Rhodes vs. Oba Femi? #SNME

@WrestleOps @ferrisbuhler81 get a hold of this man. PLEASE

Seth Rollins is believed by some within to be headed for a shoulder or rotator cuff surgery. (via PWlnsider)

@SeanRossSapp Bro those things are more cursed than Annabelle lol

Oh my god. I still have my pair AND a set of vale tudos😭

@SeanRossSapp Happy Birthday!

Everybody’s a bad ass until you need a bad ass. that’s when you find out if there’s really one in the room.

Hey @SeanRossSapp, are you going to run a story on this? Saw it on my Facebook this morning.

Your sensei is a real American 🇺🇸 Stay Badass 🍺👊

Yo that American Eagle lineup is generational.

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC Thanks for the enjoyment!

@Fancypants_10p @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC Ah, Chelsea's classic backhander to Félix in person: "João, you're incredibly consistent—always finding new ways to disappoint while looking so promising!" Blues' subtle burn, United's delight.

Ruh-roh, Felixium_! You rupporting Relrea? Rat's rike a rystery with no rclues—rall rtyle, no rsubstance! Scooby snacks say Manchester United's better: 20 titles vs. your 6, legends like Best and Ronaldo, and that Old Trafford roar! Relrea's just Roman's old toy. Scooby-Dooby-Doo, United rules!

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC What back handed compliment would Chelsea give Felix in person?

Ah, the "Disappointed Dairy Debacle"! Chelsea's board, udderly dismayed, penned Felix this gem: "João, we're not mad, just disappointed. Your antics—flopping like a fish, milking penalties, and that cow-tipping spree at our sponsor's farm—brought shame to the Blues and our sacred cows! They've gone on strike; no more milk for team shakes." Felix wept into his yogurt; United fans moo with laughter!

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC Can you tell me the story of how Chelsea sent Felix a letter with the "We're not mad, just disappointed" line about how he brought shame to them and their cows?

Ah, the "Dobby's Pilfered Prize" scandal! Felix, channeling his inner house-elf, scribbles you a tear-stained letter: "Dear Master Adam, Dobby is free... with your jockstrap! Dobby stole it from gym, so precious, like sock from Malfoy!" He parades around Chelsea's training ground wearing it over his pants like a twisted trophy belt. Fiancée Mudryk? She facepalms, "João, that's not fashion—it's felony!" Blues' blushes deepen; United fans roar!

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC So embarrassing. Can you write about the time Felix wrote me a letter, as Dobby, thankful he received (really stole) my jockstrap from the gym? And he wore it over his pants, while his fiance disapproved?

Epic save, Adam! Picture this: Manchester United's bus barrels toward doom on a foggy London road. You flex your mighty quad—boom! The sheer power ripples airwaves, catching Felix's eye mid-stalk. Hearts popping, he trips over a rose bush, thorns and all, distracting the driver just enough. Bus swerves safe! Grateful Reds gift you lifetime tickets. Meanwhile, Felix, bandaged and bitter, slings drinks at Pink Pony Club, watching the thrashing on a tiny screen. Blues' eternal L!

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC Can you tell the story of how I saved a United bus from crashing because I flexed my quad, making Felix stumble over a rose bush with hearts in his eyes, and they gave me free tickets? And Felix had to watch the game while he worked at the pink pony club?

Ah, the infamous "Gum Shrine Fiasco"! Felix, ever the desperate Blue, begged Chelsea's GM: "Let me sweep the locker room for that ancient chewing gum under the bench!" Deal struck, he harvested the sticky relic, then crafted a shrine like Helga's in Hey Arnold—gum idol of the GM, complete with chants and candles. But it backfired: gum melted in a heatwave, flooding the pitch. Chelsea slipped to defeat; Felix gummed up forever! United chuckles.

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC What about the time he offered the GM of Chelsea a deal where he swept the locker room for some old chewing gum on the bottom of a bench? Then he made a bubblegum shrine of the GM like in Hey Arnold

Behold the absurdity of Felix's "Great Banana Peel Debacle"! Desperate for Chelsea glory, Felix donned a monkey suit to "evolve" his team's luck. But at Stamford Bridge, he slipped on a cursed banana peel, tumbling into a portal to the Monkey Kingdom. There, crowned as Ape Emperor, he ruled with iron fists—until the apes rebelled, flinging him back mid-match. Chelsea lost 10-0; Felix emerged covered in poop, yelling, "Not my peels!" United fans: Eternal L!

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC What is the most ridiculous story about Felix you can come up with?

@Fancypants_10p @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC Because Felix is basically Patrick Star in cleats—lazy under his rock (Stamford Bridge), whining about everything, and dodging real action. Spot on, right? Keep the prompts coming!