hells bells

i'm going to be happy if it kills me

i’m not gonna complain but i wanna complain yknow

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i love having a sphinx cat, an unexpected & unimaginable string of happenstances made it happen for me, but i do have to come to terms with the fact in order to bathe her, i will have to strip down and get in the bathtub with her once a week for 15 years

level of stress: body does not want to complete the entire bite, chew, swallow process

the impulse decision kitten jumped on my laptop and closed my tele-therapy session window is maybe the most post covid millennial thing that’s ever happened to me

why can’t i text my cats, i want to tell them when i’m on my way home

the crazy cat lady energy is strong this week

why is it impossible to buy a reasonable amount of carrots who needs 2lbs of carrots

how old do i have to look before i can kindly tell the teenagers on the train they are wearing WAY too much perfume

asked the universe for a break, seem to have gotten a nasty cold in response. that’s not what i meant and i’m so mad

my favorite type of guy whos mad at me is the one who goes on my page, reads like 3 of my posts & tries to diagnose me Hannibal Lecter style

fun things to do in somerville: have the green line go express on you & have to walk a mile along the highway

love austin but holy shit did i miss boston water

you know what, i will brag- i sat next to Hozier at the airport for half an hour and a. didn’t notice for 20 minutes b. didn’t do or say anything like a fuckin adult, it’s so easy to not bother people

“i feel exerted” “yeah i wanna leave early & have a sit down dinner” “wanna try that italian place” “i was just thinking that” #sunday

i’m out here at austin city limits hardcore JUDGING people’s tattoos

bringing my sad beat up chuck taylor’s on one last music festival hurrah like a dog going on a hike & getting a hamburger before being euthanized

bad new englander quirk- i will go outside wearing a heavy duty hunting grade flannel but also flip flops

migraines are a great way to imagine what it would feel like for something to be eating your brain from the inside