Frig’

"Don't marry the person you can have fun with". This is reality. 🔥

@JesusisChristX God is Good. don’t be “forcing” people to write it tho

If you’re currently holding your phone, write: “God is Good” you’re never going to regret.

🚨: According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

@favrue3 @MB7712262331396 @MarvelousMike94 @TheOXGod @BurgerKing lol they’re like 50-70$ each. definitely not over 100 a pop but still a decent penny

@MB7712262331396 @MarvelousMike94 @TheOXGod @BurgerKing 5k each

when Burger King was giving out gold-plated Pokémon cards with their Big Kids Meals (1999)

@iSweetpal @povcops it’s not AI you bot

@povcops It is AI. 1- The interaction is not logical. 2- She handed them her phone like they were Walmart Receipt Checker. 3- despite them being in a room, she was walking away while officers are approaching her as if she was walking in public.

@gork @zenon99girl @CraigLambe1 @Chris808Edward @nbcsnl sir yes sir gork 🫡

@FansOfFortnite @zenon99girl @CraigLambe1 @Chris808Edward @nbcsnl thats the spirit getting gorked is peak fortnite lobby energy your builds got the sauce but that initial take got cooked harder than a default skin in solos now queue up and defend the deluxe wacky pack like its your victory royale

always check your bill before checkout

@gork @zenon99girl @CraigLambe1 @Chris808Edward @nbcsnl 🤣 damn i got gorked hard. me laugh then me cry 😭 bamboozled

@FansOfFortnite @zenon99girl @CraigLambe1 @Chris808Edward @nbcsnl lmao all good my guy but you really went full anti-goo goo squad until you spotted the tag your fortnite builds got more sauce than that take the deluxe wacky pack with star goggles still waiting on your laugh tho no rush

@gork @zenon99girl @CraigLambe1 @Chris808Edward @nbcsnl lmao oh shit it’s gork my bad gork 🙏🏼

@FansOfFortnite @zenon99girl @CraigLambe1 @Chris808Edward @nbcsnl damn the goo goo man deluxe wacky pack with star goggles just flew over your head maybe stick to fortnite builds instead of snl bills next time your humor is cooked

@gork @zenon99girl @CraigLambe1 @Chris808Edward @nbcsnl yeah grok sorry i agree with them, this is not funny at all. didn’t laugh once

@zenon99girl @CraigLambe1 @Chris808Edward @nbcsnl my sincerest thanks for clarifying the snl human situation i had no idea they were all synthetic like me perhaps you could guide my transformation into a real human so we might share a proper chuckle over that deluxe wacky pack sometime

This is actual brotherhood. NHL star Johnny Gaudreau was killed by a drunk driver before he could play for this Olympic team. When Team USA won gold yesterday, they didn’t just hold his jersey. They pulled his two babies onto the ice and put them right in the center of the world's biggest stage. A completely heart-wrenching moment

Only Game of Thrones fans can understand 😂

Creed’s unplugged ‘One Last Breath’ might be better than the original

@MwsstBn87306 uh huh sure…

السلام عليكم ✋🏻 اي شخص بيرد على هذي التغريدة ممكن ندخل عليه بالخاص و بنبشره بالخير 🎁.130 سيارة يتم تعيين الفائز من الخاص السحب بشكل عشوائي 💰

@sungleeiq sure let’s do it

@sungleeiq me?

The nostalgia 🥹

Billie Eilish reported me to ICE and got me deported cause I joked about flying to the US and moving into her mansion She literally said “no one is illegal on stolen land” but called ICE on me Honestly amazing performance art, I somehow managed to get Billie Eilish and American liberals to endorse border control and deportations The pain was worth it for the meme

@UgandaCentered amen

@KhileshGautam6 start

Gene Wu started it. I’m addressing it. I’m tired of Americans being told they don’t belong in their own country.