McBooger Farland
294 posts
“That’s probably how you got the job in the 1st place. You told me you were fucking somebody, want me to say it?”
Payton and Oona go at it
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@barstoolspringb Coming to realization women are only funny when their tits are out
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Moobie & Smelly tell Doitche & Dante their influencer friends are coming & Dante says “daddy likes”
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If anyone wondered what a shotgun tastes like just be an Orioles fan you experience it every other day
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I love everyone on @barstoolspringb . But I will say, I am single #BarstoolVegas
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@barstoolspringb Doitche is a week long player can’t judge a dude for one night
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@EBoKnowss Cal Ripken made a deal w the devil so he can beat the record but in return anyone who plays for the Orioles will be made out of glass
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Baseball fans
3 weeks into the MLB season, what’s something you’re 100% sure about?
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A California nurse who was served at least 14 tequila shots in under nine hours on a Carnival cruise ship has been awarded $300,000 by a federal jury.
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Orioles 4/15
T. Ward DH
G. Henderson SS
P. Alonso 1B
J. Rodríguez RF
W. Wilson LF
J. Jackson 2B
C. Mayo 3B
S. Huff C
B. Alexander CF
K. Bradish SP
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@jasrifootball @RobMaaddi Now she’s gonna start some dumb ass podcast
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@UnderdogMLB Weird after Jeremiah Jackson goes off for 2 hrs and 5 RBIs
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Jackson Holliday recalled from rehab assignment due to wrist soreness.
Will be shut down for a few days, then sent back on new rehab assignment.
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I went to them with my story they said wasn’t gonna work or didn’t have legs.
Now they’re making it a movie, and I’m not seeing a penny. Fuck this industry
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The first teaser for ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’, starring Taron Egerton, was just shown at CinemaCon. The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.
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Idk if this is possible but there should be a day MLB game everyday
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The PGA has taken over the meme world
Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin
Husbands when their wives ask if they want to do something with the family on Masters Sunday
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What’s more impressive in the golf world
Winning back to back Masters
Or
Flipping multiple cars over
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Congrats to Rory on winning the Masters back to back, but Tiger has done this all before plus multiple DUIs can’t beat that type of legacy
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Tired: Scottie Scheffler #1 golfer in the world
Wired: Rory back to back Masters Champion
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