Simon Ranyard

@marksandspencer can you let me know when the Wimbledon food store will open again. Mrs Ranyard has walked to Wimbledon every day for the last two weeks in desperate hope it will be ready. I don’t want her to miss the magical moment of reopening!

No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.

@OldLondonW14 Probably on the Arlanda Express or no 41 pendeltag to Marsta

@OldLondonW14 mall of Scandinavia Stockholm

@ChrChristensen @kepsen1234 Swede’s don’t queue…. they “take a ticket”, a much more efficient system

@MartinHGames @SWWR Well done to your very brave wife! 😁

Whilst rescuing a sheep stuck in the hedge I discovered a very very poorly badger. My super brave wife used bare hands to grab its legs (it was headfirst in shallow tunnel) I could not grip w gloves. Once out I took over as it tried to bite a little. Rushed to @SWWR #secretworld

@RealBobMortimer just finished listening to The Satsuma Complex. A masterpiece, lots of great characters and friendly woodland confidants. I am guessing you drew inspiration from the Daniel Morgan case?

@tracywilks2018 You’ve snuck past again, next time I’m going to wait on the bridge and hop on Die Hard style🤣

@AlietteML @Cheydema @orangebusiness What an inspirational session and so brilliantly chaired by Dalia 👍

What a great interview by Dalia of @Cheydema and myself today to talk to the @orangeBusiness teams about our strategy and roadmap! And thanks everyone for all the super relevant questions too 😊

@S_Hammond This is standard wishy washy @S_Hammond statement. If you have actually submitted a letter then I think we would all appreciate seeing a copy published here. Time to grow a pair and show some conviction.

My statement on the publication of the Sue Gray Report: stephenhammond.net/news/publicati…

@ayresj I take your Shiba and raise you a Corgi

@spinneywoods @HiltonHotels @CostaCoffee @_CaffeNero_ Yup, they were our local hang out in Stockholm. Funnily @CostaCoffee in Wadebridge were very dog friendly and even had treats, maybe they didn’t get the memo🤣🤣 I’m guessing some local managers just engage their brains and adapt the rules.

@Farmyardfc @HiltonHotels @CostaCoffee Go to @_CaffeNero_ they are fine with dogs

So after 3 years in Stockholm I’ve moved back to London and am shocked at the number of places where dogs are banned. Already had issues @HiltonHotels and @CostaCoffee who don’t appear to allow dogs. I thought we were famously a nation of dog lovers?

🚨 82% of people are against the privatisation of Channel 4. Share this and let @NadineDorries know that you're one of them!

@Peter2118125845 @RickyBaby321 @KimIversenShow I thought this was an April fools as they never check tickets on the SJ trains. Just travelled all the way from Stockholm to Copenhagen and never had my ticket checked at all.

@RickyBaby321 @KimIversenShow youtu.be/5RSxfMYnah4 They are preparing your future behind the scenes.

Here we are 2 years later, I think we can safely say Sweden won the covid debate. Their strategy of limit disruption to daily lives resulted in no worse of an outcome than those who implemented lockdowns. Now everyone is trying to do “the Swedish approach”.

@AlietteML Focusing your key tech resources towards front line business value generation whilst giving IT infrastructure tasks to managed service providers is good practice. Partners are also more agile now so don’t slow things down as was often the perception in the past.

The need for #tech skills is growing SO fast, as many companies put software and data at their heart. Tech skills are becoming the main limiting factor for growth. Managed Services in #cyberdefense and #SDWAN, together with #AIOps, can be the solution. sdxcentral.com/articles/news/…

@MikeRadfordUK @BBCTwo Thanks for making the excellent “The Decade the Rich Won” it’s a really educational and informative documentary but please can you release a new edit without the horrible blurry focus? It makes it unwatchable😟 @bbcPoV

@PippaCrerar Are you not a cricket fan Pippa? We all wanted to go back to bed the moment we got up🤦‍♂️

It's only 10.34am and I already feel like I need to go back to bed.

@rickygervais Here’s another

There are a lot of people on Twitter trying to ruin your day. They're trying to make you as unhappy as they are. Don't let them. Here's a dog.

@dobssi Thanks, I didn’t want to get hit by a bus and mess up the statistics…. Actually I’ll try to avoid getting hit by a bus altogether🤪

@Farmyardfc They have to be in for Covid, not just happen to test positive. I checked this a while back.

Another update Swedish ICU admissions by vaccination status to week 37. It's starting to look a bit iffy in the 80+ now - boosters needed and presumably on the way? portal.icuregswe.org/siri/en/report…