Call Sign: Bob

@EscortVehicle Welcome to join for Sunday Dinner 👍🏻

When One forgets One doesn’t have a Wife and Kid at home… Ohh well, waste not..🤪👍 as a Billy No-Mates

@EscortVehicle Enjoy the peace and quiet.... 🙊

Well.. that’s it folks.. No more..nadda….van parked up.. byeeee ‘Til 00:01hrs Tuesday Easter Ab Load Embargoes… (can’t even move on Easter Sunday morning at 03:00hrs when every bugger, even Caravan Derek and his lovely Wife Doris will be tucked up in bed🙈)

When you have to get up at 06:00hrs and your little one wants to be part of your morning routine.... #KidsDoDaftThings

LATEST NEWS!! Uncle Albert has just been arrested for trying to give away 400ml BULLDOX BDX with every order of DIOMYX Valeting Chems over £30.00 at diomyx.co.uk #FreeUncleAlbert

#StarTrekAcadamy.. where do I start. No disrespect, but Gina's character is just JarJar Binks on lithium. Holly Hunter, you are an amazing actor, but seriously? You've been handed sandpaper for a script. Only convincing character is @RobertPicardo once the Dr, always the Dr

Currently on the #M62....

@EscortVehicle Love it.... Swap the M6 for the Irish Sea anyday.... At least the crossing more predictable than the M6 🤷

I don’t think me, boats and swell go that well together… I think I’ll stick the the ups and downs on the A34🫣😳.. By eck Betty you’re a bit restless

@diomyx1 Love you uncle ❤️ 😂😂

@diomyx1 Scrape off the mould, you'd still have a #barm.... Not a #Roll #Cob whatever you simpletons call it, it will ALWAYS be a BARM ... 🤪😁👍🤣

Mornin!! #itsAcob

@EscortVehicle Is it Zero

When in the STUNNING Northern Ireland it would be rude as One looks over Carlingford Loche at Warren Point not have a bite to eat with a pint of Guinness Zero

@EscortVehicle Yeyyy, Duty Free.... 😜

Nice day for it😎 But which Port?? If you know-answer belowwww🤓

@EscortVehicle They live amongst us 🥴

When you have a bad day and a white Merc as sprinter on parcels “ohh I didn’t check my off side mirror goodness gracious me didn’t see you”wobbling their head and *wat into your van… yeh that’s my day

@diomyx1 It's a #BARM

Not bad for a fiver.... £5 on the Too Good To Go app... Cheers @GreggsOfficial That's breakfast sorted in the morning

Let me see some randomness!!!

@plinketyplink2 It was the "he's just from #Preston" that got me..... 😂😂😂

Never expected this at The Brits hahaha

GET READY FOR SPRING..! It’s Uncle Alberts DIOMYX Spring Clean GIVEAWAY.. Simply Like & Repost to win this DIOWAX 4in1 & BDX Penetrating Lube bundle worth over 40 quids!

The fact my son's school has had to send this out to every parent beggars belief.... No, not blaming the school (they are brilliant btw) but the lack of knowledge from parents FFS!!! Do you not teach your children anything?

@GaryDelaney Although, at my age, I have to wear Tenna Pads at his gigs 🙊😜

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