Cheddar

Sumtimes zombees get in yor hed. Dey say mean fings. Dey skare yoo. Dey make yoo ankshus. Dey make yoo sad. Dey make yoo fink fings dat not be twue. But dem zombees be twikking yoo. Dats why it importint to talk. Zombees can get anybuddy. But yoo is neber alone. #BellLetsTalk

Silly Figgy play a game Called cach me if yoo can Wen da mama sed to come He giggled and he ran In da neybor's yard he go And kwikly climed da twee Den da mama chased him bak As Fig singed happyly #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DenFiggyGotDaSkoopForInside #INotTeechedHimDat

Mama, she not feeling well Her hed, it hurts a lot Eben tho I wants to play To leeb her side, I not Purring soft, I cuddles close Until it time for snak After tummy be wefilled To west, I takes her bak #CheddarPoetry #CuddleFerapy #HurtyHedKeepsComingBak #INotLikesDat

Figgy cot a dwagonfly He twot awound all pwoud He gib it to da mama As he sing all happy loud Den I come, I gwab his pwize And to da gwass I run I eats da nummy dwagonfly And kwunch it til it done #CheddarPoetry #Dwagonfly #Figgy #MamaSedItNotNiceToEatFiggysPwey #IFinksItNummy

Eberyday Sints munnyday Da mama hads A hurty hed Yesserday She not get up She sleep all day And be no fun But I be good I cuddles close I takes care of her Til she all better #HurtyHed #Mygwaine #NotFair #IMakesShurFiggyBeGoodToo #IStaysCloseToMamaAllDay

Bwekky time Bol of milk It be mine But I must wait Pose all cute Weach and cwy I wants now But I must wait Finally Dat milk be mine Dwink it up Tummy full #ILuvsMilk #MamaTakesForeberToHabBwekky #SheSesBePayshint #INotLikePayshint

Silly Figgy He keeps jumping ober fence To go in puppy's yard Cuz puppy not be dere He not allowed But he still go He plays in da gwass He clime da twee Wen mama go gets him He runs to her and sings He be in lots trubble But he be all happy #SillyFiggy #HeBeBadAndNotLissen

Sunbeam shines on me Warming my fur So dat I shine too I can smells da sunbeam I can smells da summer I luvs da smell Of Happy I tastes da air I close my eyes Reddy for nap Under sunbeamy blanky #Happys #Sunbeam #Summer #HappySunbeamNappy #INotWeallyNapTho #IJusCloseMyEyes

Follow mama Paw da mama Gwab da mama Bite da mama! Kiss da mama Lik da mama Luv da mama Bite agen! #BitesMeanLuv #ILuvsMamaLots #DenISeesDaFiggy #IChaseDaFiggy #IPounceDaFiggy #IWesslesDaFiggy

Mama sorting liddle peeses Fig ses he can too Figgy finks he good at halp But halp he dos not do All he dos is make a mess He purrs and has lots fun Mama hab a fussystwate She glad wen he be done #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeSitOnDaPilesMamaMaked #MamaSillyToo

In da flowers By da gwass I wayz my leg And kleen my bum I do it dere For all to see Den Figgy comes And copys me #CheddarPoetry #ItImportintToHabAKleenBumbum #ITeechFiggyDis #IDoDisWenMamaComeToTakeMyPikchur #IMakedShurMyBumbumKleenForPikchur

Run fwom twee To udder twee Clime up dat twee Den jump fwom twee Run to shwub Hide under shwub Peek out fwom shwub Den pounce da mama #IHasDaRuns #Wild #ICuteButFearse #IBitedMamaButItJusLiddleAndNiceBite

@MaySBa_EHS kissy kiss!

Yoo is one big happy boyz Wif dis daze be thru I lubs awl yoo wittle kitts an wish sweet dreams to yoo 😴💕

I pawtee, I wessle I eat, and I poo I run all awound And I chase da Fig too I bitey da mama And clime on her lap I purry all loud Den I cuddle and nap #CheddarPoetry #FirsDayOfNineYearsOld #IHadsBeryGoodBirdieDay #SockyNotHitMeDisDayAtAll

@LadyGiorsal I has pawtee all day!

@FartyCheddarCat Super cool birdie day outfit Cheddy! You gonna hab a party? My birdie day is in July too

Sunny glasses Chane of gold I's all dressed up For nine years old My birdie day! Pleez come and see And sellybwate A big boy me! #CheddarPoetry #NineYearsOld #BirdieDay #LebberJakkit #GoldChane #SunnyGlasses #GangsterCheddar #IPurrAsMamaTookedPikchurs #ILooksLotsKool

@proteonomics Yaa! Pweez come!

@FartyCheddarCat Big sellibwation of your birthday, you look very handsome you are all grown-up. May I go to your party?

@RIPwalphiepopfe Kissys walfy!

@FartyCheddarCat happy birdie day cheddy, i lubs yoo meny lots an i hopes yoo habs a lubly day an gets lots pwesents an nipnip an tweats xxxxxx🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚🐾💚

@bambamellis Weally?? Yayyy!!!

@FartyCheddarCat happie birday fren cheddie,,,,! i is 9 yeers of oled to,,,! dat meens we is brudders,,,! woh,,,,, 🙀

Flash BANG! Funder rawrrs loud Rain starts to por Flash BANG!! I follow Chewy under da bed Flash BANG!!! Mama finds us She asks if I skared I kwalls out I ses dat I not Dat I protekting Chewy Flash BANG! I go bak wif Chewy I makes shur she safe #FunderStorm #NotSkaredAtAll

Sammich hammy Sammich meat I gwab and cwy I wants to eat! I has a peese And Socky too Da fig jus wach As we both chew #CheddarPoetry #Ham #Sammich #IMakesShurMamaShares #MamaGibbedFiggySumButHeNotEatIt #HeJusSingSong #SillyFiggy #ChewyNotHabAny #SheNotLikeHam #SheWeerd