Cheddar

Sumtimes zombees get in yor hed. Dey say mean fings. Dey skare yoo. Dey make yoo ankshus. Dey make yoo sad. Dey make yoo fink fings dat not be twue. But dem zombees be twikking yoo. Dats why it importint to talk. Zombees can get anybuddy. But yoo is neber alone. #BellLetsTalk

Full of wild I pounce da mama I gwabs her hand I holds her tite I kissy her I bitey her I bunnykik So fearse I be! #OutsideWilds #BitesBeLuv #INotLetGo #ButDenMamaSesOwOwOww #SoDenILetGo #AndDenIPounceHerAgen #RAWRR

Dere be KWASH! Da tweats be spilled Wile mama twys to west I halps Socky Kleen it up So mama not get stwessed #CheddarPoetry #SockyOpenedDaTweats #DereBeBigMess #MamaTooTiredToInbessygate #IHalpKleenItUp #DenIGoCuddleWifMama #ITellHerIGoodBoy

It be nite I be asleep Wen mama wakes Me up fwom deep She piks me up She wants her chair I kurls on lap So we can share Wile she stay up I comforts her She pets me soft I sleep and purr #CheddarPoetry #SillyMama #NiteForSleepsNotUps #MamaGoOnPooterTilBirdiesWake #IStaysWifHer

Silly Figgy jump on fence Silly Figgy walk on fence Silly Figgy sing on fence Silly Fig jump ober fence Silly Fig looks bak thru fence Silly Fig be blokked by fence Silly Fig jumps bak on fence Silly Figgy hops down fwom fence #SillyFiggy #HeNotShurHowToGetBakAtFirs

I eats gwass Den run awound I chase da Fig I dig da gwound I pounce a bug Eat gwass sum mor I climes da twee Den loudly RAWRR!! #CheddarPoetry #OutsideWilds #OutsideWessles #NummyGwass #IHasHappy

In da gwass A bug I spy I gos up close And tells him hai But my new fwend He be all shy He twies to hide I not shur why I piks him up In tum he stay I lets him noe It be ok #CheddarPoetry #BugFwend #IDiggyHimOutFwomGwass #HeSafeInTummy #FiggyComeToSeeBugFwend #HeSingBugSong

Silly Fig finds paypurr bag He climes in kwik to hide Good fing I maked shur it safe Befor he went inside Peeking out, wif happys big He finks no one can see Den he twies to gib a skare By jumping out at me #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotSkareMe #WeRaceToTweeAfter #IWin

Nappy time! I sit and wait Ware mama be? She be lots late! I ses come now! But she not stay She pat my hed Den walks away Alone, I pout She lissen not I kurls up sad In nappy spot #CheddarPoetry #NappyTime #NappySpot #MamaNotLissen #SadEyesNotWerk #NoFair #INapsAloneAndHasSad

I hunts Fig And Fig hunts me He twies to hide But him I see I wiggle bum And he dos too But wen I pounce He run and mew #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IWin #FiggyGoedOnRoof #CawCawsYelledAtHim #SoHeClimeBakDown

I is fearse and on pawtrols Wile Figgy, in da gwass, go rolls He wach me close as I walks by He hides in gwass, or so he twy I noes he dere, but I ignor Da mama's ware I hedding for Da Fig weach out, he wants to play But I not stop, I walks away #CheddarPoetry #IHasMisshin

@RIPwalphiepopfe She shud but she not!

@FartyCheddarCat oh dat weely sad cheddy. it not fare dat yoo did nuffin! her shud gets a time owt for bein nasty! xxxxx

I walked too close to Socky And she smakked me on da hed I had didded nuffing And she twied to make me ded! She got mad, she hiss and growl And I dos not noe why I be good and innysent I jus was walking by #CheddarPoetry #SockyHitMeHardTwoTimes #NotNice #INotHitBak #IBeGoodBoy

Figgy kissy Figgy sniff He comes up close To hab a wiff But no be skared Cuz he be small He jus a baby Soft and all #CheddarPoetry #FiggyKissy #FiggySniffy #SillyFiggyJusLiddleAndAllBaby #HeNotBites #HeNotFurroshis

Warryers All big and fearse Wif sharpy claws And teef dat peerse Dey still needs luv And cuddles warm So dey can keeps Yoo safe fwom harm #CheddarPoetry #FearseNinjaWarryer #ZombeeDedder #CuddlesImportint #RAWRRRRRRR

Badness fills da silly fig He runs to puppy's yard to dig Da mama sees, he gets da skoop Befor he eben makes a poop #CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #SillyFiggy #DiggyFiggy #MamaToldHimNoPoopyDere #SheSedGostWillHawntHimIfHeDos

Meety cheezy noodil noms I wants to hab sum too! Socky climes on mama's lap As I stand up and mew Meety cheezy noodil noms I wants it to be mine Mama makes me wait my turn Befor I gets to dine #CheddarPoetry #MeetyCheezyNoodilNoms #SockyNotHasManners #SheGwab #IBeGoodBoy

I has mama She has me Togeber, close We always be I luvs her lots Wif all my hart But not so much Wen she gos fart #CheddarPoetry #MamasDay #ILuvsDaMama #IProteksHer #SheSabedMe #HerFartsStinkyTho

Mama kleens And mama rakes But Figgy plays Such mess he makes! He digs in leefs He rolls awound Den spweds dem bak Onto da gwound #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MessyFiggy #IGoOnPawtrolWileFiggyPlays #HeFinksHeHalping #HeNotHalpGoodTho

I be under blanky Wen mama makes a toot Wen I smells da stinky So kwikly out I shoot On da flor, I's dedded Fwom all da smelly gas Mama shud be careful Wif wat comes out her bum #CheddarPoetry #StinkyMamaBumbum #NoTootsUnderBlanky #DatDangjwess

Figgy be a happy baby Nuffing bwings him down I not finks he eben noes Jus how to make a fwown As he sleeps in mama's arms He smiles as he dweams In his hed, he's singing As his inside happy beams #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HappyFiggy #INotFinksHeNoesHowToHabAMadEder