Alabamian Khrushchev
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Alabamian Khrushchev
@FartzFerdinand
shrieking like a dying calf in a hail storm
Katılım Kasım 2022
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I’m so good at nothingmaxxing one time I went on a seven hour flight and I didn’t use a single electronic I just stared silently at the blank seat in front of me the entire time
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@tom_on_here yuuup huge project comin up this weekend, 1oz of weed and a couple side project video games ought to do it
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Working on my lunch project right now, a ham sandwich and a lot of chips and two sodas. Then hopefully able to work on my dinner project a little bit after that. Super excited about it all.
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pic of my grandpa, september 23 1999, after hearing i had arrived on earth.
feel so lucky to have felt his love.
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speak for yourself this is me watching Babylon Fall
#FreeGaza #SinwarInSuperHeaven
🪷 A Harris Democrat✊🏾@sephius1999
Y'all pushed Biden out over one issue, Gaza. ...and now you losing your jobs, farms, healthcare, child care service, science grants, grocery / energy prices increased, cuts to medicare / medicaid, ICE deportations, Iran War, and were in a recession. Gaza wasn't worth it.
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@manic_posting at least you get to be high tonight though
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[female tik tok AI voiceover] G.I., your government has abandoned you. They have ordered you to die.
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this is torture-bait. you’re torture-baiting me right now. i want to torture these people to death but i can’t!
Alquimia@Replicante97
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0.5g of some random grass off the side of the road and getting scared. talking to the cops. having a blue check [LOUD BUZZER NOISE] you deserved it
メロンにーと🍉フォロワー戻ってきて@melonneet40
マリファナ拾ったから歌舞伎町交番に届けた 取調べ受けて現場検証もして パケの届出協力して下さいとのことで 新宿警察署に連れてかれます パトカーに乗せられて連れてかれます ｢何でマリファナってわかったの？｣って聞かれて死にそうです
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@RobinPoedev i never actually looked into the HD version what THE FUCK? 🤮
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@yashalevine i ignored you and refreshed one more time and wouldn't you know? all my dreams came true and I found exactly what I was looking for. fraud!! fraud!!!!
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log off. read a book. go for a walk. make love. call your mom. plant some tomatoes. your addiction to information will not change anything.
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@Sinnoware that's ok most of us english speakers can't do that either
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I'm really bad at describing things in English in a natural, accurate, and efficient way, using correct words and grammar. That's why all almost all my tweets are either one short simple sentence or a thread of multiple tweets (and each of them being 139/140 characters long). 🗿
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it's so petty and dumb. the book was already so safe, so reddit in its humor, which the movie elevates a bit, but they had to add a lil Red Scare imagery just cuz. im honestly surprised they didn't make China the boogeyman.
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Project Hail Mary changes to remove positive depictions of Russia I noticed. changing the EV suits, making gun wielding goons wear ushankas with red stars lmao. for a story about interplanetary solidarity, they can't even manage intraplanetary solidarity for a piece of fiction
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To give you a sense of how weird time is, this hasn’t happened yet. It’s happening next week.
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in Amerika you get a corn dog for lunch which costs $5
China pulse 🇨🇳@Eng_china5
Lunch at a public middle school in China. Allowing growing children to eat as much as they need is more important than anything else.
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i never felt more like a machine than when I was in the hospital with a heart rate in the 200s. my heart pumped too fast to move blood and it was like running out of fuel and slowing down to a crawl physically and mentally
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