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You wrote a very beautiful nonsense and your head is spinning. Ori e ti yi

@realwolog One boy will open his eyes down now and go marry these ones. These ones that are not wired to be a wife.

dj dimple and her friends like this song gan 😂

@Odumodublvck_ Why you dey always shout for your tweets..

SEE AS ORDINARY FOOTBALL,UNA DEY LIE. SO IMAGINE WETIN POLITICIAN WEY THIEF GO TALK. IF UNA NO FIT TALK TRUE SAY DEM FOUL RAYA, THEN NA POLITICIAN GO TALK TRUE SAY HIM THIEF? NA WHY GOD DEY ALWAYS ALLOW GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SUFFER UNA. UNA TOO GET BAD MIND. LIARS. COMMON YOU ARSENAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@FabrizioRomano Shut up your mouth Arteta! Arsenal got lucky today! You have no moral right to talk about consistency. Consistency is allowing the goal stand because Arsenal have had several of similar goals stand! #WHUARS

Barca 2-0 up in 20mins. Real Madrid is a total mess right now! With the talent at their disposal, they should be winning the league back to back to back. They need to employ a manager that understands football, tactics, player management and above all discipline! #BARRMA

If you sleep with a married woman till her marriage crashes, you may have risk your life for as long as God knows when. Is it really worth it risking your life considering there are single women everywhere? I will say NO Some men will look away, divorce the cheating wife and move on. But some men are unforgiven and will do anything to make you pay for your sin. If you think about it, you’ll realize that It’s not worth it.

@markgoldbridge PGMOL will say two wrongs don’t make a right. It is what it is. #WHUARS

It was a foul against Raya, however football fans across the world are angry due to the inconsistencies of English referees and VAR. RIGHTLY SO! #WHUARS

West Ham had the opportunity to draw level. That one on one miss was inexcusable. A team fighting for their lives to avoid relegation should be scoring that! #WHUARS

You don’t have to like Arsenal nor be an Arsenal fan to agree that the foul was the correct call. The WestHam player impeded the goalkeeper. Goal correctly disallowed. #WHUARS

I am a big Pep fan and I consider him the greatest manager in the EPL and in football in general. However, for the competitiveness of the league and what Arsenal and Arteta have done in the last 3 years, Arsenal should win the league. #WHUARS

Keep your family matters private and deal with it as you deem fit. If you bring it online, they will only help you use it for endless engagement farming. Online people don’t care about you, they only care about engagement farming with your story. In the end everyone has real life issues they’re dealing with.

Martinelli is a far more dangerous player than Trossard. Only Arteta knows why he prefers Trossard. #WHUARS

@OurFavOnlineDoc When I see anybody say “it can never be me” I just know they’re grossly naive and inexperienced. If you like be a masculine man and macho man combined, you can be dissapointed and betrayed by your woman.

Calafiori should be scoring that. POOR MISS! #WHUARS

An Arsenal win today and the league is theirs. A loss means they lost the league. A draw means they have to hope on goal difference to win the league. Arsenal put themselves in this position by playing defensive football. #WHUARS

@frankedoho Fair enough. I honestly don’t recommend any man that is previously married with kids to marry again. It doesn’t make sense to repeat that episode. Just keep flexing without commitment.

A 29years old lawyer approached me: Summary: HIM: My GF said she won’t be cooking when we get married, she hardly wants to have sex and she hit me sometimes ago. We are supposed to do our introduction next week Saturday. I am destabilized and confused. I need to hear from a third party even though my eldest brother has advised me. ME: How old is your GF? What does she do for a living and how long have you been dating? HIM: She is also 29years old, I am just months older. She is also a lawyer. We have dated for 4years. ME: Did she just start all these behaviors or for how long have you endured it? HIM: To be frank, she has always been vocal about not cooking but I didn’t see it as a big deal, I didn’t think the sex thing was a big deal because I deflowered her. ME: How long have you been having sex?Have you had sex with other women before her? If so have you tried bringing her up to speed about the sex issues by exploring and teaching her how to satisfy you and vice versa? HIM: We have been having sex for over 3years now. I have had sex with other women and I have tried my best to teach her but no improvement. ME: 3 years plus is more than enough for her to adjust sexually and learn. It invariably means you are not sexually compatible considering you have done all you can. Also, a woman that is already telling you and acting it that she cannot cook is not fit and proper for marriage. And to make matters worse she’s hit you before. Lastly, she is a lawyer. Female lawyers rarely make a good wife. Everything that can go wrong with a woman is wrong with her. Count your losses and move on. You will be miserable and frustrated in that marriage. Cancel the introduction and go find another woman to marry. HIM: My eldest brother shares the same views as you. He said the introduction will not hold under his watch. ME: Excellent! All the very best.

I remember when my course mate back in Uni told me how she cheated on her then boyfriend, now husband in another department. These two lived couples’ life in school and were always everywhere and anywhere together. That was how loved up they were. I asked how she was able to pull that off because I know she would get caught easily considering they were always together and how small our Uni was. She said she did it away from school whenever she was visiting her aunt in another state and the guy knows she has a serious relationship. They dated for 7years and have been married for 16years with three kids and couple goals till date. Why am I saying this? More often than not: 1. Every woman is a good woman until you catch her. 2. Women can be difficult to catch especially when you trust blindly because the side dude just wants to knack. 3. A woman can cheat and still be fully committed to her relationship or marriage. Don’t be fooled.

Missed opportunity for Zirkzee to make a statement. I hope Carrick can experiment him in midfield for the remaining games. I believe he can become a top CM player. #SUNMUN