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When @michaelstrahan rhetorically asks, "Anyone lookin' 4 a job?" & you LOUDLY interject, "I'm a lawyer & you always need one of those!"

#TodayInHistory C-SPAN viewers reached a network record into the tens. #ComeyHearing

truly a monster #womensmarch

Are we watching @ABCSharkTank or @TheBachelorTV? #DolphinNotShark #TeamAlexis

"More water works?!" #DateNight #TheBachelor

Spotted these curiously familiar loafers on @Forever21. What says @TheFashionLaw? cc: @gucci #FashionLaw forever21.com/Product/Produc…

Just was watching the news... maybe they'll ask me to sing 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' at the inauguration, ha!

"WRONG." @realDonaldTrump just did an amazing impression of @AlecBaldwin doing #DonaldTrump. #DebateNight #Election2016

@realDonaldTrump and a glass of water 😂 #DebateNight   #Election2016

@HillaryClinton in #Suffragette White 😍 #Election2016 #Fashionigma

@HillaryClinton in #Republican Red and @realDonaldTrump in #Democratic Blue. #Fashionigma

I have quite a serious crush on a very fictional #DeanForester. Sure, real-life @jarpad is great 'n all, but Dean... #LeSigh @GilmoreGirls

6 months of hypercritical self-editing, & I can finally share with you my first published work in the @NYLawJournal! newyorklawjournal.com/home/id=120276…

Wonder what #Bachelor @viallnicholas28's season will be like? Imagine your Yoga Instructor romancin' that front row, crow posin' broad...

#BachelorNation is outraged that @Luke__Pell isn't their next #Bachelor, meanwhile I'm over here like, "Hellooooo, Luke is single!"

Currently listening to two hard hat wearin' MEN gab about some "live show..." There's a @BacheloretteABC fan in us all. #NotTHATLiveShow

@radiohead at #MSG was the ONLY way to commemorate twenty years of friendship with @DeeKayNYC. #AboutLastNight

Amazon's counterfeit problem is getting worse, and sellers are enraged a.msn.com/00/en-us/BBu6a…. Sounds like they need @fashionigma. #lawyer

@HandoftheLaw HA! Nuh-uh, that's "The Look!" 👏

Swappin' war stories at the Doc's office w/ #SusanMiller ain't no big thang 'til ya realize she's your very own @AstrologyZone! #Kismet