Diocletian

Let Go. Let Goat.

@AsgardSG1 @LucifersTweetz Oh fuck that. Even Hitler loyalists knew when the game was over.

@FastNeutron808 @LucifersTweetz They can’t because he’s replaced some of them with loyalists

Nothing says you love Jesus quite like saying “Praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday.

@kylegriffin1 Trump IS the cybersecurity vulnerability...him and his verbal dysentery.

The Trump White House's new app is riddled with cybersecurity vulnerabilities: Cybersecurity researchers warn that the app regularly shares users' IP addresses, time zones and other data to third-party services. But most of its users wouldn't know that, because the app doesn't disclose its data sharing the way most others do. notus.org/technology/tru…

@LucifersTweetz And war crimes aside, why in the barrelling fuck would you announce your targets in advance? I mean, the obvious answer is that he's dumber than a second coat of paint, but seriously, the joint chiefs need to start thinking COUP.

@FastNeutron808 Got war crimes, praising the wrong God, insults, and threats all in one post. Impressive rants of a madman.

@LucifersTweetz Praise be to Allah. So that's where we are at now, eh? . . . . Da fuck.

People were starting to worry that he was ok.

@justcuuper "Duuhhhh....uuhhhh....duhhhhh.....(drooling)......he was just trolling bro....duhhhh....uhhh.....(drooling some more)"-MAGA Christians On Easter

Alright, MAGA Christians. That “Praise be to Allah” on Easter morning bugged you just a little bit, didn’t it? Even as a joke (in a tweet about killing people)? Literally first thing Easter morning. Before even acknowledging the holiday. Come on, you know it did.

@MarkJCarney Accept you all keep telling me I am going to burn in hell for not accepting Christ as my savior. So please......

Today, Christians across Canada celebrate Easter and the resurrection of Jesus Christ. We are reminded that compassion is stronger than hate, that light follows darkness, and that hope endures – even in the face of despair. From my family to yours, have a blessed Easter.

@PreetBharara When are the going to cart that unhinged orange sack of smegma off to the funny-farm already? Want to answer that one, Preet? We're being plundered by hyenas who are under the control of an absolute madman.

What questions do you have for StayTuned this week? AskPreet

@Therealedblake The Wicker Man

Happy pagan fertility festival!! What did you think the bunnies and eggs were all about? Jesus? Ha!

@AndyOstroy He must really be sick. This performative tweet is subterfuge.

Every time I think there’s nothing else Trump could do to shock me he somehow finds a new way to be a bigger fuckface than the day before

@yarotrof It's so unhinged he must really be dead or dying. This sounds way to performative...even for him. This is subterfuge.

I must say I had to doublecheck this was real.

Also, Roger Waters is an atheist. Just saying.

David Gilmour is an atheist. Just saying.

@AnnaBower He's over the fucking rainbow. It is time to Baker Act that fuck.

I had to check but yes this is real

@meiselasb Praise be to Allah? What, is he Don Bin Laden now? JFC, this orange sack of shit has gone completely sideways.

The actual post

@SarahLongwell25 da fuck?

An absolute insane person. My god.

#Easter Christmas? Well, I can at least beleive a guy may have born. Easter? Get the fuck out of here.

And make sure that your five year old learns the meaning of the word hasenpfeffer as you sing the fucking Peter Cottontail song on the way to the Easter egg hunt. #HappyEasterHolliday #ZombieChristNeedsMoreBrains

@JKyalo37828 A delusion.

religion is just an illusion 💯

@Jim_Cornelius If they only knew where their rights ended and mine began, I wouldn't be bothered by their existence. I don't care to make more atheists. Everyone needs to figure it out on their own. I just don't want to be subject to laws based on theology.

The gullibility of religious folk never ceases to amaze me.