Faster

Faster is now LIVE! The house of retards is open, ready to feed all your degen fantasies. > If you're into rugs, we've got those in store > You want parabolic runs? In stock > Looking for a simple UX designed for 6-year-olds? That's our strength Faster is part of the Bad Bunnz ecosystem. There's no escape from our trinity of dapps. Bond your tokens on Faster, trade them instantly on @PrismFi_. And please, for the love of the trenches: don't create something that's cooked. Any token named "breaddass", "fluffle", or "rabbit"… what the fuck is that? Where is your creativity? Did AI make you that retarded? Never go full retard. Simply go faster! Link below 👇

abstract bros coming to megaeth... ayo @cryptoleon create some shit on faster we've got anti-sniping mechanics our ux is fun and we've got the bad bunnz community that is highly autistic come here, water's warm (peed in it)

Mfers, $CUBE is launching exclusively on Faster > We got the CEO job at @MegaCorpHQ > You plebs ape hard > First of many > Launching on ????? like soon like very very soon Don't be late. Ponzinomics are always the best way to make $$$. But don't end up being the exit liquidity of other plebs. Bunnish!

@badbunnz_ @megacorp bro ffs fuck u, u keep coming at me like u my bro, told u already. bad bunnz is dead, faster is the new king. get a life seriously...

@fasterdotfun @megacorp Stop playing with me and give the launch date you mfer, I taught you everything

@MegaCorpHQ from apes to megacorp employees, happening very soon, exclusively on faster

@badbunnz_ @PrismFi_ the best launches on faster, you heard it here first

The following stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled conditions. Do not attempt these stunts at home: > Bread asks "who the best on MegaETH" and Bad Bunnz sitting at the top > @PrismFi_ shipped Polymarket integration, the Bad Bunnz ecosystem is going gear 2nd > $CUBE will launch on @Fasterdotfun, the Bad Bunnz ecosystem again and again > MegaETH season is coming. Position yourself with a few Bad Bunnz, you never know... > Market going green, $MEGA pumping too. If you survived the chaos, up only season is about to start > Don't be a retard, don't ask for confirmation. The thing is, you don't hold enough Bad Bunnz > BTW, the floor is lava You are not bunnish enough!

the bull run is here, even shitcoins are pumping

@MegaCorpHQ UNREAL SPEED DETECTED! CAN WE GET THE JOB AS CEO PLEASE?

Faster.

A new launch on Faster is coming soon... one of the most anticipated projects on MegaETH. Can you guess which one it is? See you in the trenches.

Hard to overstate this, but you guys are somehow even worse than low IQ. You lack creativity, meme culture, and the actual trenches mindset. Since most of you are babies who can't do anything without being handheld, here's the ULTIMATE FREE SUPER EXTRA COMBO MEME V6.9 GUIDE on how to successfully launch memes: > Do some hardcore digging on this lowkey thing called the iNteRnEt > Make something completely retarded, like JewJeetSuiiiiii > Double down on normie-core, cuck aesthetics, the kind of stuff that actually talks to everyone > Don't be afraid to explore tiktok. Yes, it fries your brain, but it can also make you rich FFS, just get to work.

Faster and @PrismFi_ are married (no homo) > All memecoins creators and traders are now incentivized on Faster > Memecoins that bond on Faster can be LPed on Prism and receive Prism points Stop look maxxing and go full shitcoin maxxing

@badbunnz_ @AdamWeitsman the whole thesis will stand the test of time. the bad bunnz ecosystem includes @PrismFi_, @fasterdotfun and @BunnzPaw. we're not stopping anytime soon

This is the time to deep dive into the Bad Bunnz thesis and understand why it's the best asymmetric bet in the space right now: > We minted 9 months ago on Ethereum with the intent to become the top collection on MegaETH. FUD was everywhere at the time cause another collection just rugged. We had to cut the supply to 3000 pieces and since then, we've been sitting at the top of the food chain > Unlike other collections, we have been laser focused on shipping dapps to create our own ecosystem. Among them, @PrismFi_ is our super app where spot, perps, Polymarketing integration, staking with Nansen all coexist. This is DeFi 101 + consumer plays on one central platform, with solid partnerships underneath > Our community is 1000% organic as we understood two things: keep shitposting every single day with highly curated memes and keep the vibes degens. We now host weekly livestreams filled with OG guests like Bread, Euphoria, Redstone and big guests incoming. What would be an NFT project without a media? We get out of the silo and reach out to the whole space > Bad Bunnz is the #1 project on MegaETH on @ethos_network. We never spread negativity, and actually always pushed for collaborations, with the small guys and the big ones > While we could have stopped a long time ago, our ambition is massive. Keep shipping at all times, especially when CT is filled with terrible takes like nFtS aRe DeAd... Couldn't be Bad Bunnz > Grails include lore about crypto: Caroline Ellison from FTX, Luna crash background and the couch from a very famous video platform about 'human reproduction'. Call it the 'casting couch' if you want. We hold 5 PHD in memes > Getting a Bad Bunnz or a few is not only supporting one of the best collection from the last 12 months, it's also getting exposure to the Bad Bunnz ecosystem of dapps we already shipped. Our TVL on Prism sits at 1.2m after 2 weeks, all organic, and amazing stat given the state of the market. Do we stop here? Nope. We keep working 24/7 > We are the underdog, we hungry, ramen packs for food cause we not here to extract. We just know dedication & consistency always pay off Even if you don't get a few Bad Bunnz, we would love to have you in one of our livestreams. Link below if you want to check the vibes. We swear it's cool and we invite everyone. Bad Bunnz ethos is to build bridges, not walls. Are you in? Livestream link: x.com/badbunnz_/stat…

I really want to support a collection today since its Sunday but this time Im asking the entire X community to give me some suggestions! I promise to buy a 1/1 grail from that collection and post it up to give it some extra attention and visibility. Please comment on this post (not DM) with the NFTs name, where I can find it, why I should support it and what grail you think I should try to go after. I will make a decision by tomorrow night so feel free to share and repost this to get as many different suggestions in as possible! To make this even more fun I will pledge $5000 (approx 2.5 ETH lol) and also buy some floors from that collection to give away to some new collectors who might find money a little bit tight right now but show intrest in the space.

We gave you a fun memecoin launchpad and you went back to your IRL job? What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? Don't you want to ape a shitter at 10k marketcap and found some exit liquidity down the road? Go on. Stop reading this post. Just create some next degen shyt.

Faster is now LIVE! The house of retards is open, ready to feed all your degen fantasies. > If you're into rugs, we've got those in store > You want parabolic runs? In stock > Looking for a simple UX designed for 6-year-olds? That's our strength Faster is part of the Bad Bunnz ecosystem. There's no escape from our trinity of dapps. Bond your tokens on Faster, trade them instantly on @PrismFi_. And please, for the love of the trenches: don't create something that's cooked. Any token named "breaddass", "fluffle", or "rabbit"… what the fuck is that? Where is your creativity? Did AI make you that retarded? Never go full retard. Simply go faster! Link below 👇

@badbunnz_ @megaeth need a shelter cause low-iq? faster is here for u, come here, we love u the way u are. now go on, go ape some random shit

MegaETH is giving you all the tools to make your mega trip safe. The only missing piece? Accumulate Bad Bunnz at all costs. This is mommy and daddy speaking. This is a life advice worth its weight in gold. You buying into an nft collection, and you get a whole ecosystem of dapps. Starting with @PrismFi_ and @fasterdotfun very soon, keep your notifications on and don't fade. We don't want to see you come back and cry in 6 months cause you missed gen wealth... again

Introducing The Rabbithole — your MegaETH ecosystem frontend Mainnet is now fully open to the public. Rabbithole is how users: → Discover live and upcoming apps → Bridge and swap assets → Get notified of ecosystem events → More Live now. Features and link below.

@megaeth We bringing top tier degeneracy to MegaETH, up to you where you head to trade your memes. Faster is where low-iq individuals are welcomed, you guys are the vip here

Deployment detected for @fasterdotfun The memecoin launchpad for die-hard trenchers. Fully customizable for token creators → Buyback fee percentage → Creator fee percentage → Airdrop redistribution → EIP6909 for cheaper deployments Day 1.

Faster deployed on MegaETH Imagine the smell $$$ for plebs and whales Forget about snipers, we got bazookas Notifications on, big day

@badbunnz_ @megaeth @PrismFi_ for the sake of my fam, definitely need to eat on this. the chain is fast, faster is the launchpad, what could go wrong right? prism and faster go hand in hand (no homo), but bonded tokens will end on prism anyway. gud flywheel

Get into DeFi 2.0 on MegaETH with @PrismFi_, our super app at the centre of everything: ➤ Stake your $MEGA thanks to our partnership with Nansen ➤ Deposit USDm into the MegaVault with our Avon's integration ➤ Make god-like trades on spot and perps ➤ Gamble everything in 1 tx on our Polymarket integration Congratulations, you have now achieved your first 6 figures. That's the kid's kit, just wait till the Bad Bunnz Ecosystem flywheel kicks in

Buybacks, Proximity Markets and TGE The MEGA Token will be integral to the MegaETH ecosystem. Once launched it will have 2 immediate core functions: 1. $USDM yield will purchase MEGA 2. Entities bid with MEGA to colocate with the sequencer (Proximity Markets) We've set KPIs that will trigger TGE below.